Back in early March, Biden gave a rousing speech in which he yelled the preamble of the Declaration of Independence. That is until he forgot the words, which kind of doused the fire he was trying to stoke. He’s had 5 months to bone up on the Declaration, hiding in his basement bunker, but for some reason he still can’t remember it. Proving why he will never debate President Trump, Joe Biden’s mind is gone.
Here’s Biden from a campaign rally at the beginning of March:
“We hold these truths to be self uh evident, all men and women created by the, go you know the thing,” said Biden missing by a mile.
Over the weekend, Biden did some kind of Zoom thing with former Indian Princess and current veep candidate Elizabeth Warren. He once again tried out the preamble:
Joe “30330” forgets the preamble of the Declaration of Independence AGAIN pic.twitter.com/ETPbfYfvUO
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) August 2, 2020
“It does say ‘We the people, in order to form a more perfect union (awkward pause) We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men,” said Biden.
That’s as far as Biden got before he couldn’t remember the rest. And in actuality, Biden screwed it up worse than he did back in March.
He started out with the U.S Constitution:
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, ensure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
And then threw in a chunk of the Declaration of Independence:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
After botching this badly, Biden held up a pen as if to hypnotize Warren: “You will disregard my cognitive decline. You will disregard my cognitive decline.”
I don’t think it worked because the look on Warren’s face was that of extreme discomfort. You can feel her squirming and her embarrassment for Joe’s obvious dementia.
In another gem from this Zoom-apocalypse, Biden dazzled Warren with his economic wizardry:
“We put in on our last administration a trillion and a half dollars, we’re going to make that two. That brought 30 off the sideline, I mean billion. It brought 30 billion,” said Biden.
Warren looked like someone farted off camera and she was trying not to inhale the foul stank. Actually, she was probably thinking how in the hell she lost to this guy who’s mind is so clearly gone.
All of this adds up to why Biden’s people will not let him debate President Trump. If this is what comes out of Biden’s mouth in the safety of his basement with notes and a teleprompter, just imagine the insanity when he’s on his own against the Knock-out King Trump.
At this point, Biden would get up on the debate stage, try to do the preamble of the Declaration of Independence, and end up with a mish-mash of things he’s heard and seen before that are stuck in his Swiss cheese brain:
“It says, ‘In a galaxy far far away, call me Ishmael, get to the choppa!’ Oh, you know the thing.”
