This video sent to me by our own beloved The Jaydolph 9000. The video is not “news.” First, it’s ten months old. Second, I’m sure shit like this happens all around the country multiple times a day. BUT . . . it’s funny as shit and I can post what I want to! 🙂
Therefore, I wanted to share it with all of you. Watch how much crap this cop pulls out of this derelict’s pockets and bags.
God only knows how much he had stowed away in his cornhole. And I don’t blame the cop for not looking. I’m sure while was being processed into the county jail they looked. Probably pulled a kayak out of there.
As Jay said, this sucked up little crackhead, “walked into the store at 104 lbs and walked out weighing 225.”
Someone I once knew told me he loved to watch someone who was very good at whatever it was they did. Musicians, carpenters, electricians, you name it.
I think this guy would have almost made his list. He had an enormous amount of stolen goods on his person and ALLLLLLMOST made it through the door. And that’s what will keep him off the list. That and he’s a fucking criminal.
But I’ll give him an A for effort . . . make that A for asshole.
