The Biden campaign strategy is to hide Joe in his basement so people remember the person he used to be and don’t see the broken down man he is. Unfortunately for them, Joe is so far gone that he manages daily gaffes, flubs softball interviews, and has difficulty reading off a teleprompter. Things got a little worse for the guy that insists he’s up to the job when Joe actually fell asleep during a virtual town hall with Hillary Clinton. Plan B for his campaign is to simply play old clips of Biden and hope that nobody notices.
The livestream of the virtual town hall with Hillary Clinton got off to a roaring start:
Lively. pic.twitter.com/VkEuW4qZtR
— Kate Hyde (@KateHydeNY) April 28, 2020
That was a lively discussion about all of the great ideas democrats have.
Eventually Joe noticed the camera was on an introduced Hillary as “the woman who should be president right now.”
Hillary Clinton tells Joe Biden during virtual town hall: “I am thrilled to be part of your campaign — to not only endorse you, but to help highlight a lot of the issues that are at stake in this presidential election” https://t.co/Nj065CIsxp pic.twitter.com/c7C3OEbIvr
— CBS News (@CBSNews) April 28, 2020
I’m not sure if Joe realizes this (actually I know he doesn’t) but if Hillary was president right now, he wouldn’t be running. What he’s actually saying with this stupid introduction is: “I shouldn’t be running for president right now.”
I couldn’t agree more.
And to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he shouldn’t be running for president, Joe took a nap while Hillary was cackling:
💤Sleepy Uncle Joe appears to doze off as Hillary speaks during virtual Town Hall 💤 pic.twitter.com/u8Llwgk9eh
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) April 29, 2020
Joe must have been really tired to fall asleep while Hillary was talking. She has a very abrasive texture to her voice that could be used to torture terror suspects, and yet Joe was able to achieve a deep sleep with that rusty buzzsaw going off.
It seems weird that none of Joe’s handlers poked him with a stick to wake his ass up. I suspect the new rule in the Biden campaign is that whenever Joe does a Zoom call, somebody has to be in the room with a cattle prod.
Making this even funnier, Donald Trump Jr. was on Fox News around the same time, questioning Biden’s health and ability to do the job.
Joe Biden refuses to campaign…He’s staying in his basement,” said Trump Jr. “Is it that he can’t do it or is it that he’s just not physically able?”
Now wait for it…
“You know, is this guy going to wake up at 3 in the morning to take a phone call? Is this guy going to be capable of doing that? And if we’re not sure, should someone other than me be asking this question?” Trump Jr. asked.
Joe Biden can’t even stay awake in the middle of the afternoon when he’s on a livestream.
Clearly the Biden campaign can no longer even put him in controlled events from his basement. Since all of his interviews are staged anyways with pre-approved questions, they could just have a liberal media outlet ask something and then put up a clip of Joe from the past in which he appears to answer it. Either that or do that thing where they superimpose someone else’s lips over a still photo of Biden to make it look like he’s talking.
