Joe Biden emerged from his basement bunker today to fly to Pittsburg to give a 20 minute speech to an empty hall and take no questions. The point of this speech was to accuse President Trump of causing all of the left-wing violence destroying our cities for the past 3 months. Because he’s nuts he also accused COVID-19 of stealing time. No seriously, like literally stealing over a 100 years of time. Back to the basement with you, Joe.
I got this cued up for you, so behold, the democratic party nominee:
“COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak, taken more than 100 years. Here’s, the lives, it’s just when you think about it,” said Biden.
Huh? When I think about things they tend to make more sense than this.
Let’s see if I have this straight: COVID-19 stole this year and then since the outbreak, ripped off another 100 years? So coronavirus has taken a grand total of 101 years? That’s practically Joe’s entire life.
Let’s keep in mind that Joe was reading this off of a teleprompter. You can even see him struggle to read it, but since his eyes are no good, he went it alone. The results were very Bidenesque, indeed.
The only thing I can think of here is that he was watching the film Time Bandits last night and it just got stuck in his head as is often the case with people suffering from dementia. He also must have watched Jean Claude Van Damme in Time Cop because he spent a lot of his speech blaming the police for leftist violence.
“And now, we have to stand against violence in every form it takes. Violence we’ve seen again and again and again, unwarranted police shootings, excessive force, 7 bullets in the back of Jacob Blake,” said Biden.
Here’s a list of groups Biden said are “stroking violence in our streets.” Notice how Black Lives Matter and Antifa didn’t make the cut:
“COVID, economic devastation, unwarranted police violence, emboldened white nationalists,” Biden said.
And here’s Biden’s vision for the country:
“I want a safe America. Safe from COVID. Safe from crime and looting. Safe from racially-motivated violence. Safe from bad cops,” said Biden.
If you are keeping score at home, in a speech to condemn violence in democrat-run cities, Joe Biden named the police 3 times as perpetrators of that violence and never once brought up Black Lives Matter or Antifa, AKA the people who are actually responsible for the rioting and looting.
I know Biden’s handlers thought this was going to be a big moment for Joe but basically he just accused cops of rioting and COVID-19 of stealing time. These are not the statements of a sane person or anyone who should ever be in charge of the most power nation in the world.
Biden’s people are pretty good at spinning his nonsense and the liberal media is always there to help so I’m sure by the end of the week there will be an anonymous White House source saying that President Trump colluded with COVID-19 to steal 101 years and gave them to the Russians. By the time Adam Schiff and the House democrats are done with their investigation of this, the Biden camp is hoping the election will already be over.
