Joe Biden Admits He Stole The Election

To be clear, Biden didn’t do anything, it was his handlers and the shadowy figures of the regime who did this, but Joe accidentally admitted that the democrats steal elections. This comes as quite a shock because Joe has always maintained that our elections are the most feee and secure in the world.

Biden managed to pack a high school gym in Rockville, Maryland on Thursday as part of his effort to save democrats in the midterms. Rockville is one of the most liberal places in the D.C. area and presumably the hundred or so people in attendance were already braindead enough to vote for democrats, so this was as pointless as anything else he does.

You just knew this was going to be good because Biden started off with this:

“Woo be woo a be a nation of unity of hope of optimism not a nation of anger violence and division,” said Biden.

Followed immediately by:

“Trump and the extreme MANGA Republicans have made their choice,” Biden said.

Clearly Biden has made his choice too by attacking half the country as extremists. Way to unite, Joe. Also, I’m pretty sure “manga” is what the Japanese call comic books so I’m left very confused here.

This didn’t help:

“When I came to office we were facing a once in a century pandemic. A hundred a million people  died. A million people and over 9 million people get up in the morning and sit at the breakfast table or dinner table with an empty chair because of this,” said Biden.

He left out the fact that when he came to office, he had the benefit of Trump’s vaccine and yet most of the people who died of COVID-19 perished under his watch. Also, why are so many Americans having dinner in the morning and looking at empty chairs?

At some point a heckler began yelling “You stole the election!”

Joe smiled and then delivered what he thought was a sick burn:

“Folks, ignorance knows no bounds,” said Biden.

Speaking of boundless ignorance and election theft:

“If we elect 2 more Senators we keep the House, the democrats we’re gonna get a lot of unfinished business we’re gonna get done. Folks look, we’ll codify Roe v. Wade, we’ll bene we’ll ban assault weapons, we’ll protect sosh Security and Medicare, we’ll pass universal pre-K, we’ll restore the child care tax kreda, we’ll protect voting rights, we’ll pass election reform and make no make sure no one no one ever has the opportunity to steal an election again,” Biden said.

Oops, I don’t think he meant to say that last part. Okay, Biden admits that an election has been stolen in the past and he has to mean the one that he “won” in 2020.

If he needs to pass election reform to keep people from stealing elections, that means that the way things are now people can steal elections. He also that it happened so therefore, he accidentally admitted to stealing the 2020 election.

The weird thing is, he claims he wants to put a stop to it. I think what he meant was that he wants to make it so only democrats can steal elections.

Amazingly enough, everything else he said was bullshit. If the democrats gain 2 seats in the Senate, that would give them a 52-48 advantage, which is a majority but not enough to pass laws. They’ve been able to pass these massive spending bills with 50 plus 1 (Kamala Harris tie-breaker) because of a bullshit rule called “reconciliation.” The idea is that they are trying to add some things they missed in the annual federal budget but instead threw in trillions of unnecessary spending.

To pass laws like an assault weapons ban, universal health care, and election reform, they would need 60 votes, meaning they’d be 8 shy. What Biden said was a lie and so was the idea that they are going to codify Roe v. Wade. The Supreme Court has already ruled it is a state issue so any federal law mandating abortions would be unconstitutional.

Joe said the quiet part out loud and I think he was also showing his hand. Democrats intend to steal the midterms with more of the dirty tricks they pulled in 2020. I’m hoping that states have wised up to their scam but I’m worried they haven’t.