Human Torch! Antifa Molotov Cocktail Attack! Hilarity Ensues!

I’m not going to say much about this because I’m laughing too hard to type. But last night in Portland taking a lesson from their Soviet brethren, an Antifa thug tried to throw a Molotov Cocktail at police but apparently misjudged his throw, and set one his comrades alight.

Breitbart Reports 

A firebomb thrown by rioters at police in Portland, Oregon, on Saturday night set a “protester” on fire, according to the Portland Police Bureau.

Video taken at the scene and retweeted by the police showed fire erupting in the middle of a street, as a man caught in the flames attempted to run out of the way. He emerged with his legs ablaze, as rioters attempted to help him.

Reporter Andy Ngô of the Post Millenial tweeted that Antifa and Black Lives Matter staged the riot to mark more than 100 days of violent protest in Portland since the death of George Floyd in police custody in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Rioters used Molotov cocktails in confrontations with police.

But they didn’t use them very well. Watch this! Valdez, I think you will especially enjoy this. 🙂

Run, Forrest! Run!

I read elsewhere that 50+ rioters were arrested during this 100th night of “unrest.” Which of course probably means nothing more than catch and release. The man with the fiery feet was taken to the hospital to be treated.

Should have let him burn.

Here’s to hoping they make more Molotov Cocktails and continue to be this inept at using them.