Joe Biden is a rambling old coot, completely detached from reality. He can’t even get through a softball interview while reading off of a teleprompter without making an ass of himself. Tonight he debates President Trump and a lot of people are wondering how the hell he’s going to make it through 90 minutes of actual tough questions. Well it looks like he intends to wear an earpiece so his handlers can whisper the answers to him. The Trump campaign has requested a check of both candidates to make sure they aren’t cheating with communication devices, but Biden’s people have turned it down.
Fox News reports on something everyone else is completely ignoring:
President Trump is asking for an additional ground rule ahead of Tuesday night’s first presidential debate between himself and Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden. But the Biden campaign is rejecting it.
Fox News has learned that the president’s re-election campaign wants the Biden campaign to allow a third party to inspect the ears of each debater for electronic devices or transmitters. The president has consented to this kind of inspection, but a source said the Biden campaign has declined the ear check.
The Trump campaign, in the hours ahead of the debate, claimed Biden’s campaign had agreed to such an inspection before reversing themselves.
“Joe Biden’s handlers several days ago agreed to a pre-debate inspection for electronic earpieces but today abruptly reversed themselves and declined. Biden’s handlers have asked for multiple breaks during the debate, which President Trump doesn’t need, so we have rejected that request. On top of the refusal to take a drug test, it seems pretty obvious that the Biden team is looking for any safety net they can find in the hours leading up to the debate. With his 47 years as a failed Washington politician, how much help does Biden want?” said Trump campaign spokesman Tim Murtaugh.
Biden wants and needs all the help he can get. His handlers are going to pump him full of shit to keep him awake and semi-lucid and he’s going to be wearing an earpiece so they can tell him what to say instead of the incoherent mush that usually comes out of his mouth.
And yes, the Biden campaign did request a break every 30 minutes in the hour and a half debate. His people know he can’t actually stand up for more than a half an hour at a time, which is not a quality people look for in a presidential campaign.
Trump’s people were smart to request the ear inspection because it’s the only way Biden can give a somewhat cohesive answer. Trump’s campaign should keep the smarts going by employing a signal jammer to block Biden’s transmissions from his overlords. In fact, they should pipe in some Sir Mix-A-Lot so when Chris Wallace asks him about his economic plan, Crazy Joe’s answer will be that he likes big buts and can’t lie.
“Come on, man. The fact is I like big butts. Not a joke.”
Actually, that would be a better answer than whatever he would come up with on his own and without help from his handlers.
The debate is still a few hours away and it’s already pretty funny. I can only image how hilarious this thing is going to be when it goes live.
