Hi, all. I’ve been quiet for a while, dealing with a sick Kitler who has a urinary tract infection. But he’s getting a little better every day. It takes two of us, me and my wife, to shoot his meds down his gullet without him biting or scratching us. I pin him down and my bride fires the pills down his throat. It usually takes at least three tries to get the little demon from spitting them up. It would be easier to feed him McDonald’s fries.
SPEAKING OF WHICH . . .
I read this two days ago and I apologize for my tardiness but please see above. It seems that our very own Orange Man Bad made a joke on Twitter and got crucified for it. Now we’ve all seen some wildly insane accusations made against the Orange One, but this one might beat them all.
I know that most of you are aware, but for those who are not, FOX is no longer our friend. Nor has it really ever been. Fox is just another lamestream media glory hole waiting for idiots to suckle up to the penis they stick through said hole via TV to idiots around the nation.
Trump suggests McDonald’s french fries are responsible for keeping his hair from falling out
Some people blame fast food for their waistlines. Donald Trump credits fast food for his hair.
Wow. Even a “news site” as small as we are wouldn’t sink to this depth of the smegma well. He DID NOT CREDIT FAST FOOD FOR HIS HAIR!
On Wednesday, President Trump took a very brief break from tweeting about Tuesday night’s debate (and retweeting other peoples’ opinions about the debate, and tweeting about James Comey) to comment on a 2018 study that suggested a chemical found in McDonald’s fries could prevent hair loss.
Here we see this FOX writer Michael Bartiromo, allude to the fact that he thinks Trump tweets too much, but then also tells an outright lie that Orange Man Bad thinks fries have saved him from baldness.
No wonder I didn’t lose my hair! https://t.co/jBFE2OEhS2
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2020
“No wonder I didn’t lose my hair!” wrote Trump, who retweeted a link to an ABC7 article about the study first shared by former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer in 2018.
Is that not obviously a self-deprecating joke on Trumps part? How dumb are these fucking “reporters?” I suppose he should have put a little “wink” emoji after it and MAYBE they would have got the joke. But no.
Fleisher, for the record, had originally joked that the chemical “doesn’t work.”
Meanwhile, the 2018 study, which was presented by a group of Japanese researchers from the Yokohama National University, didn’t exactly claim that eating McDonald’s french fries prevented hair loss. Instead, their findings suggested that Dimethylpolysiloxane, a chemical found in the oil used to cook McDonald’s fries (but also in lubricants and shampoos), could assist in the preparation of hair follicle germs, which were then successfully transplanted onto mice.
“The key for the mass production of [hair follicle germs] was a choice of substrate materials for culture vessel,” said corresponding author and professor Junji Fukuda in a 2018 press release. “We used oxygen-permeable dimethylpolysiloxane (PDMS) at the bottom of culture vessel, and it worked very well.”
The study itself also made no mention of McDonald’s french fries specifically.
Therefore, Trump’s well-documented love of fast food likely has nothing to do with the fact that he still has hair. Instead, Trump may still retain his mane thanks to finasteride (also marketed as Propecia), a drug originally developed to treat prostate enlargement, but which was also found to maintain and promote the growth of scalp hair.
NO SHIT YOU FUCKING COMMUNIST CUM PUDDLE DUMBASS?!?!?! IT WAS A JOKE! HE MADE A FUCKING JOKE AND YOU AND ALL YOUR LAMESTREAM AND UNDERGROUND COMMIE SITES TOOK HIM TO TASK FOR NOTHING!
Go fuck yourself, Michael. And go fuck yourselves FOX for allowing this drivel to appear on your website.
Trump was confirmed to be taking the drug to treat male pattern baldness following a 2018 physical conducted by White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson. His former personal doctor, Harold Bornstein, had also previously disclosed to The New York Times that Trump took a small dose for the same reason.
“He has all his hair,” said Dr. Bornstein, who added that he too took finasteride. “I have all my hair.”
Again, SO WHAT?!?!? Trump’s hair is Trump’s hair. Who gives a shit about it except for irresponsible dickhead’s like Bartiromo who have no other legitimate reason to criticize him?
Yes, Orange Man Bad’s hair is fucking ugly, ridiculous and sparse. And he even joked about himself with this tweet. But assholes like you conveniently overlook what is obviously a joke and try to stab a steel rod up his ass and make a commie rotisserie out it.
GOD DAMN! YOU ARE PATHETIC!
