For most of the presidential campaign, Joe Biden has been hiding out in his basement bunker doing softball interviews on Zoom. We now know how it was possible for Crazy Joe to spend 5 months hidden away from the rest of the world. According to Biden, he was able to sequester himself because “some black woman” was busy stocking grocery store shelves for him. If that doesn’t make any sense, consider the source.
Here’s what happens when Biden crawls out of his basement and talks to empty halls:
Sleepy Biden: The Reason I Was Able To Stay Home During The Pandemic
Was Because Some Black Women Was Able To Stack The Grocery Shelves. pic.twitter.com/vjN5pBmnb0
— Shmueli (@ShmueliF) September 29, 2020
“The reason I was able to stay home was because some Black woman was able to stack the grocery shelf,” said Biden about his COVID-19 self quarantine.
Oops. I indicated that he said “stock the grocery shelves” but he actually said “stack” which makes even less sense. Also, he said “shelf” singular, not “shelves” plural, so a random black woman was able to stack a single grocery store shelf and that allowed Biden to hide out in his basement bunker.
Obviously Biden is trying to pander black women by saying that they were the ones that kept the food supply chain going during the coronavirus pandemic, but it’s still a complete mess.
First, where’s the liberal media fact-checkers looking into whether there is a black woman grocery shelf stacker working at the store Biden shops at? If Trump said this, they would savage him for lying.
Second, if there wasn’t a black women stacking groceries, how would that have prevented Biden from hiding out in his basement bunker. Was he prepared to go Mad Max and kill some motherf*ckers while scavenging for remaining food supplies?
Third, what the f*ck is stacking groceries? Like making a pyramid out of paper towels? He is aware that you don’t eat paper products, right? Maybe not. He’s pretty far gone. And actually, since he said this rando black woman was stacking a single grocery shelf, how the f*ck do you stack one of something?
Fourth, Biden is extremely wealthy and he would have been able to secure resources that most people couldn’t get their hands on if there had been a food shortage. Him pretending like he’s regular people is insulting.
Along those same lines, who here actually believes Joe Biden does the grocery shopping? Or that he’s ever shopped for groceries in his entire life?
What Biden is trying to say, through his dementia and senility, is that black women saved the country’s ass during the pandemic by stacking grocery store shelves. This is a major FU to every white, Latino, and Asian frontline worker who risked illness and death to keep things going.
The guy who accuses President Trump of dividing the country and being racist, just divided the country in a very racist way.
In the first presidential debate, Trump interrupted Biden constantly to attack his bullshit. A better plan is to simply let him talk because eventually he will say something crazy or horrible. Give him enough rope and he’ll hang himself.
