Many times on Def-Con News we have covered “spontaneous” liberal outbursts in which everyone on the left seems to have the exact same talking point. The reason for this is that there exists a Central Liberal Authority that issues memos to its minions, demanding they push a BS message. The newest memo went out and for some bizarre reason has all of Liberaldom talking about Joe Biden and blood pressure. I’m not sure these are two things the left wants linked together.
Thursday there were dueling town halls with President Trump on NBC and Joe Biden on ABC at the same time. Liberals needed something to make it seem like Biden won the battle so they came up with a scheme to trend the former VP’s blood pressure lowering abilities, which is as lame as it sounds.
Liberals have never had an original thought in their lives, which makes this “spontaneity” completely suspect. Check out fake news munchkin Katie Couric:
My blood pressure is now down significantly. @JoeBiden is coming across as sincere and humble.
— Katie Couric (@katiecouric) October 16, 2020
Former Obama stooge Jon Favreau was all in:
Wow, you really do feel your blood pressure lower when you change over to the Biden town hall.
— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) October 16, 2020
Hollywood is always obedient to the liberal memo demands so crappy director Paul Feig did his part:
My blood pressure is so nice and low watching @JoeBiden on his @ABC town hall. What a gift. pic.twitter.com/IKoOAouqms
— Paul Feig (@paulfeig) October 16, 2020
Gay Alfred E. Newman is hoping for a spot in Biden’s cabinet so you know he was in:
Just imagine turning on the TV, seeing your president, and feeling your blood pressure go down instead of up.
— Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) October 16, 2020
Obama’s go-to guy on all things Muslim, Dean Obeidallah, took up this talking point jihad:
Joe Biden literally lowers my blood pressure in a great way! #BidenTownHall
— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@DeanObeidallah) October 16, 2020
Apparently Rufus Gifford is hoping people don’t notice that he is Biden’s deputy campaign manager and just some rando who happens to tweet the exact same thing as the rest of these liberal clowns:
The @ABC townhall with @JoeBiden makes my blood pressure decrease.
The @NBCNews townhall with Trump is such a train wreck it makes me want to grab a bottle of tequila and go to bed.
— Rufus Gifford (@rufusgifford) October 16, 2020
And just for fun, let’s throw in this chick who describes herself as a “reflectionist.”
omg I became aware of how my breathing changed as the candidates changed – as Pete Buttigieg recently said, I’d prefer a president who makes my blood pressure go down, not up
— marcia smilack (@marciasmilack) October 16, 2020
All of these tweets went out within 15 minutes of each other, which would be astounding if they weren’t part of a coordinated effort.
Speaking of Joe Biden and blood pressure, remember when his eye filled with blood during one of the democratic primary debates?
Again, coupling Biden and blood pressure is very dumb idea considering Joe’s age and health issues. They should have simultaneously tweeted out that Joe Biden gives them a rock-hard boner. That way he would be associated with virility instead of senility.
