Nancy Pelosi predicted that democrats would pick up House seats in the 2020 election. That didn’t happen and there’s a small chance they may lose the chamber. She also predicted that democrats would take control of the Senate and that ain’t gonna happen. Additionally, she predicted that Joe Biden would win in a landslide and even if he does win, it’ll be a squeaker so she’s wrong on that too. Now she’s predicting that Biden is the “president-elect” but given her prognosticating skills, we shouldn’t print up the Biden presidential toilet paper just yet.
As votes continue to be counted in key states, Speaker Nancy Pelosi says Joe Biden has a “tremendous mandate.”
“Joe Biden is a unifier. He is determined to bring people together.” https://t.co/GwwRl4EUb3 #Election2020 pic.twitter.com/27Wkusqoru
— ABC News (@ABC) November 6, 2020
In her weekly press conference, Pelosi called the election in Biden’s favor even though there’s still so much democratic party fraud to sort out.
“Pretty soon the hyphen will be gone from Vice President to President-elect Joe Biden,” said Biden.
Then after making this bold prediction, she change it to a fact:
“This morning it is clear that the Biden-Harris ticket will win the White House,” proclaimed Pelosi.
And the most full of shit sentence in the history of verbal communication:
“President-elect Biden has a strong mandate to lead and will have a strong democratic House with him and many democrats in the Senate,” said Pelosi.
Let’s count the lies:
Joe Biden is not the president-elect and it’s going to take weeks or longer to sort out who actually won the 2020 election.
Joe Biden does not have a strong mandate to lead as roughly half the country thinks he’s a senile socialist coot. Also, isn’t “mandate” a little too gendered for progressives? Shouldn’t it be “persondate?”
They don’t have a “Strong democratic House.” At best they will retain a small majority and there’s a slight chance that they lose control altogether.
Technically there are “many democrats in the Senate” but not enough to be a majority, which means that even if Biden is eventually declared the POTUS, he won’t get one thing done.
And the lies kept coming:
“It’s a happy day for our country because Joe Biden is a unifier because he is determined to bring people together, because he respects all points of view and as he has said, ‘I run as a Democrat but I would govern as a president for all people, whether they voted for me or not,’” said Pelosi.
If Biden wins, that’s not a happy day for out country. Also democrats have a different country than the rest of us.
Biden is not a unifier, he thinks everyone who doesn’t support him is a fat ugly chump with a dog face.
Biden doesn’t respect all points of view, he sways in the wind and backs whatever he thinks is advantageous to him.
Biden won’t govern anyone, find or foe, because if he does get in the White House, it’ll be short lived before Kamala Harris takes over. On the off-chance he doesn’t get whacked, his 50 years of ineptitude in Washington show he is incapable of governing.
Pelosi is confident that Biden is the next President of the United States but given her track record of predicting things, Joe should hold off measuring the Oval Office for drapes. In fact, whatever Nancy Pelosi says is the complete opposite of the truth, which is a quality all democrats possess. Democrats are the political party version of Opposite Day.
