Normal parents send their kids to summer camp. Barack Obama is anything but normal so he sent his daughters to participate in the George Floyd race riots that raged across the country last summer. Though he is extremely wealthy now that people are giving him money for no particular reason, his 8 years in the White House made him accustomed to “free” shit so he probably sent Sasha and Malia to loot him a flatscreen TV from the local Target store.
Normal parents are proud when their kids achieve in school and sports, but again Barack Obama is not normal. Also, at least one of his daughters is a dope-smoking disappointment, so this is what he’s proud of, according to People:
Since their family left the White House in 2017, former First Daughters Malia and Sasha Obama have largely stayed out of the spotlight — but they were right there among the tens of thousands of demonstrators this summer, masked and without fanfare.
That’s according to former President Barack Obama himself, who recently spoke with PEOPLE about his memoir A Promised Land and life in quarantine with wife Michelle Obama, and their daughters.
Fact check: Obama’s new book is titled Everyone I Hate Is Racist. Now back to the action:
During the wide-ranging conversation, President Obama said 19-year-old Sasha and Malia, 22, felt “the need to participate” in the midst of nationwide demonstrations against police brutality after the killings of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor and others.
“I didn’t have to give them a lot of advice because they had a very clear sense of what was right and what was wrong and [of] their own agency and the power of their voice and the need to participate,” said Obama.
Who’s shocked that Obama couldn’t offer his daughters any advice?
“Malia and Sasha found their own ways to get involved with the demonstrations and activism that you saw with young people this summer, without any prompting from Michelle and myself, on their own initiative,” Obama said.
This has to be a lie as Sasha and Malia are the spawn of the laziest man alive, who has gone his entire life without showing any initiative.
“They didn’t do it in a way where they were looking for limelight,” he added.
Again, Sasha and Malia are Obamas so they have the desperate-for-attention gene, so this must be another lie.
“I could not have been prouder of them,” said Obama.
Really? There’s nothing his daughters could do other than participate in violent anti-police demonstrations that would make him prouder? He really hasn’t changed since leaving the White House. He’s still the Divider-in-Chief.
And since he hasn’t changed, this whole thing is another whopping Obama lie. There’s no way he let his daughters go out on the streets with Black Lives Matter thugs and Antifa terrorists no matter how much he hates cops and white people.
Getting back to that patented Obama laziness, it’s more likely that Sasha and Malia organized a social media protest, which is the least amount of effort possible. Instead of throwing bricks, they were tossing hashtags. Rather than torching cop cars they were heating up Twitter trends.