There are thousands of reasons why Joe Biden should never be sworn in as President of the United States and this is certainly one. Joe Biden broke his foot over the weekend and according to him, it’s because he was running naked down an alleyway after his dog. There is absolutely nothing normal about this man.
It was reported that Biden injured his foot while playing with his dogs. That injury ended up being a fractured foot and the “playing with dogs” story got some added context from Joe himself:
“What happened was I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who’s been around my house knows — dropped, little pup dropped a ball in front of me. And for me to grab the ball,” said Biden.
So, people who come around the Biden house can expect to see Biden getting out of the shower to play with his dog, wet and naked? I’ve never been so thankful to not be invited to someone’s house than right now. I never wanted to go to Joe’s house before this, but now I plan to avoid the Biden estate like it’s Chernobyl.
“And I’m walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom. And I grabbed the ball like this and he ran. And I’m joking, running after him and grab his tail,” Biden continued.
Biden apparently thinks there is a location within his home known as an alleyway. Or he was actually out back in the alley taking a shower. Either way, he was naked, running after his dog and grabbing it by the tail. Let me say that again: a 78-year-old man, wet and with no clothes on, was running after a dog to grab his tail. This guy is a f*cking lunatic.
“And what happened was that he slid on a throw rug. And I tripped on the rug he slid on. That’s what happened. Oh man, not a very exciting story,” said Biden.
Since Joe is crazy, this crazy story matches up with his insanity and yet still sounds like a lie. Biden reportedly had 2 hairline fractures in his foot, which is an injury one would expect from twisting an ankle or kicking something. According to Joe, he tripped and fell, which at his age, would have meant broken wrists, ribs, knees, hips, etc…
Since this story is embarrassing and a lie, how embarrassing is the real story of how he broke his foot? Maybe he was groping and sniffing a woman and she stomped his foot to escape his clutches. Perhaps the little kids in the pool were rubbing his hairy legs too hard and went too far down, bashing his foot. Whatever the case, what Biden is willing to admit to is not the truth.
I have a dog and I’ve never experienced a similar issue like this. Of course, I don’t shower with my dog, nor do I chase her around the house naked. But then again, I’m relatively normal.
