Joe Biden’s Psychic Dogs Fail To Warn Him About Ankle Injury

Before Donald Trump even took office the liberal media was lined up against and and doing everything they could to demonize and discredit him. The press coverage for Joe Biden is going to be a little bit different because he’s a democrat. The big news of the day is that Biden has psychic dogs, but they failed to warn him about an ankle injury. No, seriously.

President Trump had no scandals or skeletons in the closet coming into office, so the liberal media made up a bunch of stuff, establishing themselves as fake news. Joe Biden has a ton of scandals and a graveyard in his closet but the liberal media doesn’t want to report on that stuff so this is what they’re doing to maintain their fake news status:

Really? It’s “breaking news” that the Bidens have 2 dogs and will soon be getting a cat? That’s not news, and it’s not breaking because they haven’t even got the cat yet.

It gets worse, because the Daily Beast ran with the pet story and found a psychic who read the Biden’s dog’s mind:

Champ says he needs memory foam bedding to ease problems with his joints. Major thinks he may have dental problems. Both dogs say Joe Biden’s troubles with Donald Trump are far from over, but that their master is calm and focused enough to steer America forward.

The Biden White House has sprung its first leaks. But what can be done when the leakers are the president-elect’s beloved dogs, and they are communicating telepathically with a pet psychic in the English Midlands?

It began when British daytime TV show This Morning provided Beth Lee-Crowther with pictures of Biden’s two German shepherds, Champ and Major.

As a pet psychic who performs animal communication using telepathy and “mind-to-mind communication,” Crowther, from the county of Worcestershire, uses photographs, or can just be in the same room as an animal, in order to begin—she claims—speaking with it. With their pictures, she says she forged a close relationship with Biden’s dogs—and wow, did they ever dish about their owner, as well as a “ramping-up” of his troubles with the non-conceding President Trump, moving into the White House, their master’s calmness, and even Biden’s plans to govern.

As you can see, not only is the psychic psychic, so are Biden’s dogs since they can apparently foresee trouble with Trump in the future.

That’s what makes this next thing so hard to believe:

Why didn’t Joe’s psychic dogs warn him that he would get an ankle injury. They both speak a similar non-human language so this would have been easy for them to communicate. The only conclusion is, like everybody else including people who voted for him, Champ and Major don’t like Biden very much.

All of this comes full-circle because, despite the liberal media’s protection of Joe Biden, he treats them like dogs:

You would think that the liberal media treats Joe so kindly because they want exclusive access to him but that’s clearly not the case. He won’t even let them out of the van. What this means is that these “reporters” are under orders to protect Biden at all costs. They are not allowed to report anything negative about him at all.

The real story here is that Joe Biden is so old and fragile that he can’t even play fetch with his dogs without sustaining a serious injury that requires him to go to 2 different hospitals. The fact that the fake news isn’t reporting that shows they are [planning on taking another 4-year nap like they did with Obama.