Every single day Joe Biden tweets a demand that people mask up and has said when he takes office he will impose a 100-day mask mandate. In related news, the Mask Nazi says has come down with a cold, which would be impossible if he were following the COVID-19 safety protocols he demands of us. Either he’s lying or masks don’t do jack squat to stop the transmission of viruses.
On Monday, Biden gave a speech to acknowledge his successful theft of the 2020 election and he was coughing the entire time:
How many times did Joe clear his throat? pic.twitter.com/SWHBhO6jAz
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) December 15, 2020
At one point, Biden must have known that his constant hacking might look a little suspicious so he addressed that in a very Biden kind of way:
“Thank you, I have a little bit of a cold, I’m sorry, but look, you know, you did it, you did it, not a joke,” said Biden.
Come on, man. How does the Masked Bandit catch a cold? According to the CDC, the common cold virus spreads exactly the same way the coronavirus does:
Viruses that cause colds can spread from infected people to others through the air and close personal contact. You can also get infected through contact with stool (poop) or respiratory secretions from an infected person.
And according to Joe, wearing a mask stops the spread of COVID-19:
Wear a mask.
It’s the easiest thing you can do to reduce COVID cases, hospitalizations, and deaths.
It’s not a political statement — it’s a patriotic act.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) December 12, 2020
Beating COVID-19 will take everyone doing their part.
Wear a mask. Social distance. Limit travel over the holidays.
We can end this, together.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) December 11, 2020
So, if Joe Biden has a cold, that means one of the following things:
1 – Joe Biden doesn’t wear a mask, doesn’t socially distance, and doesn’t wash his hands frequently.
2 – Masks don’t do shit to protect you from getting infected by viruses.
3 – Joe is lying about what illness he has.
4 – Joe was diagnosed by his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, who he believes to be a real medical doctor.
I think it’s actually a combination of all 4.
If you watch Joe Biden speak, he is always touching his face, picking his nose, rubbing his eyes, and licking his fingers. This combined with the fact that he’s awfully handsy (and sniffy) is how he contracts viral infections. All the masks in the world don’t matter when you transfer the virus from surfaces or people to your face:
Masks don’t work when you suck on other people’s fingers:
Masks don’t work when you don’t respect other people’s personal space:
And masks don’t work when you don’t wear them properly:
Plus masks just plain don’t work. There is absolutely no science that says masks stop the spread of COVID-19.
That being said, if we can revisit the CDC explanation for how colds spread, they said one of the way people can catch a cold is through contact with poop. Joe Biden is completely full of shit and he’s merely a puppet so he’s actually completely full of other people’s shit. Clearly whoever is pulling his strings has a cold and that’s how Joe got it.
