You’d think it would be easy for people like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris to wish every American a Merry Christmas, but apparently it’s not. Both of the election thieves struggled mightily to send a simple holiday message of joy, opting instead to politicize the hell out it. Both of them like to say that stupid shit like wearing a mask is what leadership looks like, but their “leadership” looks like a pair of assholes who can’t even say “Merry Christmas” and mean it.
Here’s Crazy Joe’s attempt at holiday cheer:
I know how hard it is to forego holiday traditions — but it is so very important. Please wear masks, limit the size of any groups, and refrain from traveling. We have to stay apart just a little longer.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) December 24, 2020
Rather than “Merry Christmas” this is Joe Biden saying “F*ck Christmas.”
And this is Kamaltoe’s attempt:
A reminder of the season—and hope for a brighter future. https://t.co/tocTa5ex1z
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) December 24, 2020
In all fairness, Joe tried a second time, with mixed results:
No matter how you’re celebrating this year, Champ and Major wish you a Merry Christmas. pic.twitter.com/SrZBT4vmpP
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) December 24, 2020
So Champ and Major wish us a Merry Christmas, but not their dopey owner? Which one of those dogs did he break his foot chasing naked down the alley?
Why is it so hard for these two to simply say “Merry Christmas” and wish everyone a little happiness and joy? They have no problem doing that with all of these nonsense holidays:
As Ramadan draws to an end, @DrBiden and I want to wish a safe and warm celebration to our Muslim friends and neighbors. Even though we can’t be all together to celebrate, we hope it is filled with joy, family, and success for the year to come. #EidMubarak
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 24, 2020
On behalf of Jill and our entire family, I want to wish the Korean-American community a happy Chuseok. May your celebrations be filled with laughter, joy, and plenty of good food. 행복한 한가위 보내세요!
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 1, 2020
.@DouglasEmhoff and I wish our Hindu American friends and family, and all those celebrating, a very Happy Navratri! May this holiday serve as an inspiration to all of us to lift up our communities and build a more inclusive and just America.
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) October 17, 2020
Happy Diwali and Sal Mubarak! @DouglasEmhoff and I wish everyone celebrating around the world a safe, healthy, and joyous new year.
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) November 14, 2020
WTF? is Diwali and who the f*ck is Sal Mubarak? Is that Mu Barak Obama’s Muslim name?
Even renowned neurosurgeon Dr. Jill Biden took Christmas Eve off to celebrate a nonsense holliday:
Happy Birthday Dr. Fauci 💕 pic.twitter.com/fhdVvtHvvy
— Dr. Jill Biden (@DrBiden) December 24, 2020
Nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like a throbbing Jill Biden, gushing over Anthony Fauci.
I didn’t cherry pick these tweets. There is no straight “Merry Christmas” tweet from either Joe Biden or Kamala Harris. Put another way, the two people, who are both Christians and are about to run a Christian-majority country, can’t say anything nice to Christians on Christmas.
