Here at Def-Con News we’re pretty good at sniffing out bulls*t and calling hate crime frauds before they are exposed, so chances are we are also able to predict the future. We put on our Carnac the Magnificent turbans and came up with some can’t-miss predictions for 2021. Spoiler alert: the shitshow will continue.
Donn Marten doesn’t see much to look forward to in 2021:
The coming year is only going to hasten the slide into totalitarian hell with Trump all but certainly gone so unfortunately, my predictions aren’t very rosy.
Biden will quickly move to impose punishing mask mandates and lockdowns using the “highly contagious” new virus strain, most Americans will accept like sheep.
Social media and internet censorship will increase dramatically including Twitter banning Trump, many will flee to Parler but should beware because “free speech” there is only going to be what the corrupt GOP establishment deems permissible.
There will be further demonization of white people with the federal government joining in this time, any Trump supporters will be labeled as dangerous white supremacists and a Biden regime will be happy to allow Silicon Valley to do the dirty work as an end-around the Constitution.
At least half the country will rush to take the poisonous vaccine and ultimately the nanochips that will track them like cattle if not worse, those who refuse will be stripped of the ability to travel, engage in commerce, shop, attend events and perhaps even denied medical care.
By the end of the year, a complete Chinese-style social credit system will be implemented, all cheered on by Democrats, their mindless followers and the corrupt media.
The Supreme Court will fail to restore civil liberties in the Democrat-controlled states, choosing to stay out of the fray despite Trump’s appointment of three “conservative” justices.
People like us will be public enemies and will be under constant attack from cancel culture mobs to shut down all dissent online.
Many will come to admit to themselves that Trump was a false prophet who kept conservatives in the cattle pen and seduced with his siren songs of a restoration of an America that no longer exists at a time when they could have been a factor, taking to the streets, engaging in activism and fighting the globalists. Sadly, he has been little more than a tweeting puppet who dances on JaVanka’s strings and the nation’s biggest pimp for the dangerous vaccines.
Sorry to be such a bummer but I call it as I see it.
As the cowboy in the Big Lebowski put it, it’s gonna be “darker than a black steer’s tookus on a moonless prairie night”
I forgot one.
Q was a bullshit hoax, a massive psyop and a cash cow for the cynical purveyors of the MAGA brand.
No arrests, no indictments, no tick tock tick tock…
Sadly, I think we can all agree that Donn is pretty right on with those predictions.
Brian Anderson’s predictions are just as doomy and gloomy with a similar chance for accuracy:
On January 6, a few Republicans will launch a token objection to the Electoral College votes, but nothing will come of it and Joe Biden will be certified the next President of the Untied States. The swamp dwellers didn’t steal the election for Swampy Joe to not “win” so despite all of the overwhelming evidence of fraud, the establishment will seat their guy.
Following the certification of the election fraud, there will be no right-wing violence, coup attempts, or civil war as predicted by the liberal media. This kind of violent temper tantrum is the domain of the leftists.
The Georgia special election, which will determine what party controls the Senate, will be stolen by the democrats. They already stole the state for Biden so what’s one more theft? Besides, there’s no point in stealing the White House if they can’t steal the Senate too. How else are they going to push their leftist socialist agenda?
Sometime after Joe Biden is inaugurated, definite proof that he didn’t win the 2020 election will come out, but by then it’ll be too late. The liberal media will promptly ignore this evidence or dismiss it as Russian propaganda.
Nancy Pelosi will lose her Speaker of the House gavel. The democrats have a razor-thin House majority and if even a few from her own caucus don’t vote for her, she’s out, and Republican Kevin McCarthy will be the new Speaker. This will happen, but Pelosi will make up a new rule that allows her to stay in control of the lower chamber of Congress, because she’s a c*nt like that.
A mass shooting that dwarfs Sandy Hook will be orchestrated as a pretext to impose Joe Biden’s insanely unconstitutional gun control agenda. No questions about the anomalies and inconsistencies of this shooting will be allowed.
Joe Biden will not finish 2021 in the White House. Either because of health reasons or the mounting corruption scandal of his entire family, Joe will step down, making Kamala Harris the new POTUS. This was the plan all along and there’s no reason why it won’t be implemented. I think Joe is in on it so the Clinton’s “Suiciding Squad” won’t have to be called in to make it happen.
Finally, the original post apocalypse/dystopian future film Mad Max was set in the year 2021. 2020 sure felt like the year before everything collapses so maybe it’s time to brush up on your car-to-car combat skills.
Just in case we blank on our predictions, here’s some “two-foot putt” predictions to make it seem like we are psychic geniuses:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will say something stupid and then accuse everyone who corrects her of racism and sexism.
Joe Biden will occasionally forget things and call at least 3 people “dog-faced pony soldiers.”
Kamala Harris will nervously laugh when a reporter accidentally asks her a tough question, rather than actually answering that tough question.
NY Governor Andrew Cuomo will kill thousands of people with his bad COVID-19 decisions and then blame it on Trump, while the liberal media lauds him as a courageous leader.
With Trump gone, CNN will have no fake news to report and will be mostly dead air-space and informercials. Also, there will no longer be any late night TV monologs because they aren’t allowed to make jokes about Biden, despite the fact that he’s comedian’s dream of dysfunction and dementia.
You can turn our 2021 predictions into a drinking game: every time one comes true, chug an entire bottle of Jack Daniels. Trust me, if we’re right, you’ll need it.
