Smarmy British douche Piers Morgan was run out of the U.S. for his anti-2nd Amendment views but in exile he’s still managed to find some big guns to bitch about. He apparently has a problem a pair of .38s belonging to actress/model Elizabeth Hurley. Make that 38 DDs. No seriously, he called her breasts “creepy” which is actually really creepy on his part.
Elizabeth Hurley posted this on her Instagram a couple of days ago:
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Hurley is 55-years-old and let me just say, “Damn!”
Of all the things anyone could be outraged over, this seems like one of the last and yet, here’s Piers Morgan as reported by The Daily Mail:
Piers Morgan took aim at Elizabeth Hurley on Good Morning Britain on Tuesday.
The host, 55, was commenting on the actress and model, also 55, after she shared a racy topless snap on Monday night, in a move Piers explosively branded ‘thirsty and creepy’ because her son Damian, 18, usually takes her pictures.
“Yeah, she looks fabulous, but what are you doing Liz? A bit of snow and you get your kit off…And who took the pictures? Your 19-year-old son, you said, took the pictures? Isn’t that creepy? What is all this! It’s what we call in the business ‘thirsty and creepy,'” said Morgan.
Morgan’s co-host Susanna Reid defended Hurley and argued that it is Morgan who is “thirsty for attention.”
“You can’t accuse other people of being thirsty when you’re on national television and you have at least two columns and you’re on every single podcast,” said Reid.
Morgan shot back in the douchiest way possible, “No, no, no. They’re thirsty for me!”
That seems unlikely since literally everyone in the world hates him.
Morgan continued his outrage over Hurley’s picture.
“You can think two things when you look at it – one, she looks great. Which she does. But also, 55?” Morgan said. “Come on! You’re 55 – put your clothes on.”
Piers Morgan is the same age as Elizabeth Hurley, 55, and yet he looks like he’s in his 70’s:
He’s got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. He looks like smuggling a pack of hotdogs under his mouth.
Maybe he’s just jealous that he’s falling apart while Hurley still looks great. Then again, it could just be that he’s a dick who needs to be constantly outraged by something.
Morgan had some serious issues with our 2nd Amendment freedom while he was temporarily employed at CNN. After getting shitcanned and banished back to the UK, he took up complaining about Donald Trump. With both of those avenues closed to him now, Morgan has decided that Elizabeth Hurley’s breasts are the biggest threat to world peace.
Actually, that’s it: Piers Morgan is pissed off that Hurley’s .38s are a lot nicer than his .45s.
By the way, I do realize this barely qualifies as a gun control story but Def-Con News doesn’t have any “boobs” or “dickheads” categories to file it under. Also, I realize that this story barely qualifies as news but it’s Slow News Day Tuesday so here we are.
