Here’s a list of words that a certain comment provider recommends that you should not allow to appear on your site. I’ve commented on how fucking gay a lot of them are. Please read.
5h1t
5hit
a55 – Clever. I’d not thought of that one.
anal – What if it was used in the phrase “anal retentive?” No. Still ban it.
anus – Meh. A medical term for part of the human anatomy. Banned.
ar5e
arrse
arse – This is Brit stuff. Who cares?
ass – Hmm. I’ll let Merriam-Webster handle that one – “any of several hardy gregarious African or Asian perissodactyl mammals (genus Equus) smaller than the horse and having long ears. So much for PETA . . .
asses – See above
assfukka
asshole.*
b!tch – A female dog. What’s the problem?
b00bs – Could be two bumbling idiots. Next.
b17ch
b1tch – It’s interesting that three variations of bitch should not be allowed but no mention of the actual word here.
ballsack
bastard – So I guess we should also ban all mentions of Shakespeare. He used that word quit a bit.
beastial.* – Someone needs to explain to me what’s offensive about that one.
bestial.* – See above.
bi+ch – ” ”
biatch -” ”
bitch.* ” ”
blow job – Oh my!
blowjob
blowjobs
bollock – More Brit shit.
bollok
boner – A mistake or miscalculation.
bukkake – I had to look that one up. “Bukkake is a sex act in which one participant is ejaculated on by two or more other participants. It is often portrayed in pornographic films. Bukkake videos are a relatively prevalent niche in contemporary pornographic films. Originating in Japan in the 1980s . . .” Japan! Of course! Weirdos.
buceta – Dunno. Some kind of porn and I’m not willing to dig into it.
butthole – Gee whiz! Most people have been saying that since we learned to talk! How OFFENSIVE!
buttmunch – Meh.
buttplug – Ask Jay about this one.
c0ck – a doodle do. It’s a rooster.
c0cksucker – See Jay.
carpet muncher – I’ve always liked that one. 🙂
chink – I guess they prefer slope then?
cl1t – Again, part of the female anatomy. It’s spelling should not be disguised. It’s hard enough to find as is!
clit – I FOUND IT!
cock – Once more
cock-sucker – Merriam-Webster defines this as Mark Dreher.
cockface – As long as I don’t have to look at it, that’s ok.
I was going to assault each one of these but I’ve been up since 4am and I’m tired. Here’s the rest of the suggested list. Please make your own comments about them.
And I’ll skip ahead. POOP! They want us to ban poop?!?!?
This is beyond Communist Kindergarten.
cockhead, cockmunch.*, cocks, cocksuck.*, cocksuka, cocksukka, cok, cokmuncher, coksucka, coon, cox, cum, cummer, cumming, cums, cumshot, cunilingus, cunillingus, cunnilingus, cunt, cuntlick.*, cunts, cyalis, cyberfuc, d1ck, dick, dickhead, dirsa, dlck, donkeypunch.*, doosh, duche, dyke, ejaculat.*, ejakulate, f u c k, f u c k e r, fag, fagging, faggitt, faggot, faggs, fagot, fagots, fags, fatass, fcuker, fcuking, feck, fecker, felch.*, fellate, fellatio, flange, fleshflute, fook, fooker, .*fuck.*, fudge packer, fudgepacker, fuk, fuker, fukker, fukkin, fuks, fukwhit, fukwit, fux, fux0r, f_u_c_k, gangbang.*, gaylord, gaysex, goatse, hardcoresex, heshe, hoar, hoare, homo, horniest, horny, hotsex, jack-off, jackoff, jap, jerk-off, jizz, kike, knob, knobead, knobed, knobend, knobhead, knobjocky, kondum, kondums, kum, kummer, kumming, kums, kunilingus, m0f0, m0fo, m45terbate, ma5terb8, ma5terbate, masochist, master-bate, masterb8, masterbat.*, mo-fo, mof0, mofo, muff, mutha, muthafecker, nazi, nigga, niggah, niggas, niggaz, nigger, niggers, nob, nob jokey, nobhead, nobjocky, nobjokey, numbnuts, nutsack, orgasim, orgasims, orgasm, orgasms, p0rn, phonesex, phuck, phuk, phuked, phuking, phukked, phukking, phuks, phuq, pimpis, poop, porn, porno, pornography, pornos, prick, pricks, pube, pusse, pussi, pussies, pussy, pussys, rectum, retard, rimjaw, rimming, sadist, schlong, screwing, scroat, scrote, scrotum, semen, sex, sh!+, sh!t, sh1t, shemale, shi+, shit, shitdick, shite, shithead, shiting, shitings, shits, shitted, shitter.*, shitting.*, shitty, skank.*, slut, sluts, smegma, smut, snatch, son-of-a-bitch, spic, spunk, s_h_i_t, t1tt1e5, t1tties, tit, tits, titt, tittie5, titties, tittywank, titwank, tosser, tw4t, twat, twathead, twatty, twunt.*, v14gra, viagra, wank.*, whoar, .*whore.*, willies, xrated, xxx
AND please add your own definitions that these schlong-screwing-scroat-shit-eaters forgot. 🙂
