There’s a story that when the Fonzi character, played by Henry Winkler, on Happy Days got a library card on the show, there was a massive jump in people getting library cards in the real world. It almost certainly never happened but Hollywood liberals like telling the story because it helps them with their inflated sense of importance. Speaking of which, Joe Biden is using fictional movie characters to help push his mask mandate because he’s banking on the absurd notion that you’ll wear a mask if you think Harry Potter wears one.
On his first day occupying the White House, Biden signed an executive order mandating mask wearing on all federal property and then violated that order a few hours later. He has also “encouraged”Americans to mask up for 100 days. To help cover his tyranny and hypocrisy he has employed the help of those wonderful self-righteous Hollywood liberal douchebags.
The CDC teamed up with Warner Bros. studios to produce this piece of shit propaganda PSA:
“Let’s get back to doing our favorite things, whatever that might be,” says the PSA.
We won’t be allowed to do anything we like unless we obey Joe Biden and wear masks for no particular reason.
As you can see, they have digitally added masks to characters from the Wrapper Bros. film library, which is exactly as dumb as it sounds.
First off, superheroes like Wonder Woman, the Flash, and Aquaman are immortal and can’t get sick or die from COVID-19. It’s also unlikely that Hobbits can get human diseases or that wizard Harry Potter would suffer from a muggle virus. Any of these character wearing a mask to prevent the spread of the coronavirus is as ridiculous as claiming masks can prevent the spread of the coronavirus.
“Hey, Dr. Evil wears a mask, so I’ll wear a mask too,” said nobody ever.
In The Matrix, a virus is something entirely different than “The Real” and a mask sure as shit won’t stop Agent Smith.
In the deceptively edited Casablanca clip, Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman kiss, touch either others faces, and allude to the fact that they had sex. Will masks prevent the spread of a disease between 2 people sucking face and banging? Joe Biden says they will.
Weirdly enough, the mask wearing in Mad Max is appropriate, not because it prevents COIVID-19 but rather that they are tearing through the desert wasteland and masks help keep the dust out of their lungs.
Pennywise and the Joker are killers. Does Biden really think that people will wear a mask because an insane villain and a supernatural clown spider do? Apparently so.
Apollo Creed is working the speed bag alone. Why the f*ck does he need to wear a mask?
Lastly, Haley Quinn is also a murderous villain, plus she’s hanging off of a roof at an acceptable socially distanced length from others. Why does she need a mask either?
A better PSA from the Biden administration would have been to lay out the simple scientific evidence that wearing masks prevents the spread of COVID-19. Since that evidence doesn’t exist, they instead treated us like we’re idiots who will do whatever fictional movie characters tells us to do.
