Illegitimate first lady and doctor Jill Biden decorated the White House lawn with hearts bearing messages like “unity” and “healing.” The Bidens then proceeded to sicken the entire nation with tales of their love affair, countering the healing message. Everything these people say is the opposite of what it really is and this Valentine’s Day publicity stunt proves it.
Here’s a thing the White House wants you to believe isn’t a contrived publicity stunt:
A Valentine from First Lady Jill Biden popped up overnight at the White House. Per her office, “The First Lady is known for her sense of humor, love of surprises and celebrating traditions… This is her Valentine to the country.” pic.twitter.com/lwiAxePaPv
— Betsy Klein (@betsy_klein) February 12, 2021
I guess the sense of humor comes from Jill trying associate unity and healing with her husband who calls people “ugly chumps” and is currently leading a purge of all conservatives in this country. Now that’s comedy.
This is already making people feel queasy, but the Bidens wanted to make sure everybody’s lunch was on the floor. Joe decided to regale the obedient press with tales of his love affair with Jill:
“First year we were vice president, you know we guys fresh walked out of the executive office building and I walked into my office,” started Joe.
Huh?
“And every single pain, the vice president’s office, see those panes, there’s a 3 ,6, 9, 18 pane in each winda, she had taken the school kinda paint kids put on poster boards and put a heart that says, ‘Joe loves Jill.’ None of them says ‘Jill loves Joe’ there ‘Joe loves Jill.’ Every one,” said Joe.
Let me reiterate my “huh?”
Somehow this nauseating incomprehensible story got worse:
“I went on the next morning, remember Juju Chang? I did an interview with her she said, ‘I understand that you and your wife have a great love affair’ and I said I hope so. And I said everybody knows I love her more than she loves me. And she says, looked me straight in the eyes and said ‘That’s what everybody says,’” said Joe.
Somehow this crazy story got crazier because Biden walked up to the White House and then stopped to tell the exact same story again to the same group of reporters. There was roughly 3 minutes between the first time he told the story and the second time. Goldfish have a longer memory than that.
The only thing more sickening that the Bidens love affair is the love affair the press has with them. Check out some of these hard-hitting questions the liberal media asked Joe during this publicity stunt:
“How do you extend that love story to the American people that are feeling so down right now, so discouraged?”
“What is your gift for Valentine’s Day?”
“You’ve got a nice pair of dogs there, Joe.”
“I’ll bring the donuts next Friday if you come back.”
Joe Biden then gave his coffee to the reporter, swearing he hadn’t taken a sip yet. The reporter kind of mentioned that it wasn’t the safest thing in the world, given the COVID-19 pandemic, but she took it anyways because it came from the object of her affection.
There were no questions about Joe putting Americans out of work, lying about beating the coronavirus, making the Country less safe with open borders, or the variety of scandals involving him and his crackhead son.
Maybe all of those good-paying green energy jobs are for people willing to mop up all the puke he and his insufferable wife just induced across the nation with this Valentine’s Day stunt.
