Barack Obama has spent his time in the public eye trying to cast himself as the victim of racism. There was the story of how a white man once thought he was the valet and the other about how he was racially profiled by the police. It’s amazing that he never pulled out this story about him breaking a classmate’s nose for calling him a racial slur but like all the other tales, it never happened and he probably only recently made it up.
In another thing nobody asked for, Obama and Bruce Springsteen have a podcast together called: Renegades: Born in the U.S.A. In the latest episode, Obama suddenly remembered a time, growing up in Hawaii, when he had to beat the racism out of an ignorant fool.
This unbelievable tale of racism and Obama’s heroism comes about 7 minutes in.
“Listen, when I was in school, I had a friend. We played basketball together and one time we got into a fight and he called me a c**n. Now first of all, ain’t no c**ns in Hawaii, right?” Obama started.
Huh?
“It’s one of those things that — where he might not even known what a c**n was — what he knew was, ‘I can hurt you by saying this,’ And I remember I popped him in the face and broke his nose. And we were in the locker room,” claimed Obama.
“Well done,” Springsteen said.
“I explained to him — I said, ‘Don’t you ever call me something like that,'” said Obama.
From there, Obama climbed inside the mind of his fictitious racial attacker:
“‘I may be poor. I may be ignorant. I may be mean. I may be ugly. I may not like myself. I may be unhappy. But you know what I’m not? I’m not you,'” Obama said.
So, Obama was friends with this poor, ignorant, ugly dude?
“That basic psychology that then gets institutionalized is used to justify dehumanizing somebody, taking advantage of ’em, cheatin’ ’em, stealin’ from ’em, killin’ ’em, raping ’em,” said Obama.
Wait. Did Obama just say he was raped in the locker room? There might be some kind of secret confession in this otherwise bullshit story.
“Whatever it is, at the end of the day it really comes down to that. And in some cases it’s as simple as, you know, ‘I’m scared I’m insignificant and not important. And this thing is the thing that’s going to give me some importance,'” Obama finished.
Again, it’s hard to believe that Obama has never told this story before, which is what makes it so hard to believe. In fact, it’s impossible to believe because this simply never happened.
If Obama had punched a classmate in the face, the person surely would have come forward at some point in the past 13 years to say, “That mother*cker broke my nose!” The problem is, Obama doesn’t seem to have existed prior to showing up in Chicago in the late 1990’s. The news has never found anyone who knew Obama or remembers him. No ex-girlfriends, no classmates, no racists with broken noses, nothing.
Plus Obama is a pathological liar who likes to play the victim of racism. This lie is a merging of his 2 favorite pastimes.
