It just never stops…
The “woke” inquisition has now come for Monopoly, the classic board game that has delighted Americans for generations but has now been declared to insensitive to those whose easily hurt feelings have spurred a Maoist cultural revolution in America.
Not content with the controversial update or Mr. Potato Head into a gender-neutral toy that wouldn’t confuse impressionable young children who are being transitioned into transgenderism at an early age thanks to their abusive and insane parents, the wokesters are coming for Monopoly by first targeting the cards in the Community Chest that the cultural jihadists believe are outdated.
No longer will Community Chest cards reference such things as winning a beauty contest, pay hospital bill, collect income tax refund, advance to GO, collect $200 and God forbid “Go Directly To Jail” but will be revamped by Hasbro’s on-staff communist censors in the company’s Orwellian Diversity & Inclusion department to get with the program of the war on whitey.
Monopoly scraps outdated Community Chest cards to appeal to woke folks https://t.co/NbgB4Q2FhQ pic.twitter.com/2xzktTj6XX
— New York Post (@nypost) March 20, 2021
According to the company’s official website:
Hasbro announced today that for the first time in its 85+ years, Monopoly will be changing all 16 of its Community Chest Cards. True to its longstanding history of inviting its fans to help make changes to the game, and during a time when community means more than ever before, Monopoly is asking consumers worldwide to determine the new cards by voting at MonopolyCommunityChest.com.
Covering topics like beauty contests, holiday funds, and life insurance, there is no denying the Monopoly game’s Community Chest Cards are long overdue for a refresh. And, coming out of the tumultuous year of 2020, the term “community” has taken on a whole new meaning. Hasbro is counting on their fans to help reflect what community means in their real lives, into the Monopoly game, by voting for new cards like “Shop Local”, “Rescue A Puppy” or “Help Your Neighbors.”
To further show the Monopoly brand’s commitment to community, they will be hosting the first ever Monopoly Charity Classic with a $350,000 Community Chest fund up for grabs. Fans can tune in to this celebrity-filled game of Monopoly, being played in the spirit of helping communities, this Spring on YouTube. Four celebrities will play to win a portion of the Community Chest to be donated to the charity of their choice, empowering them to make a positive impact within their own community. During the game, players and viewers will be among the first to see some of the new Community Chest Cards voted into the game by fans.
“The world has changed a lot since Monopoly became a household name more than 85 years ago, and clearly today community is more important than ever,” said Eric Nyman, Chief Consumer Officer at Hasbro. “We felt like 2021 was the perfect time to give fans the opportunity to show the world what community means to them through voting on new Community Chest Cards. We’re really excited to see what new cards get voted in!”
Monopoly has been around since 1935 when Parker Brothers found a winning formula that unlike today’s era of smutty and violent video games, appealed to the entire family who could play the game together during the golden era of America before the left’s relentless war on the nuclear family was successful.
Hell, I recall playing Monopoly with my siblings and parents, it was the only game that dad would take the time to sit down the children for but alas, those days are long gone with modern children into cross-dressing and snitching out mommy and daddy to the COVID Nazis.
The new edition is expected to be available this fall just in time for the holiday season.
