One of the dumbest ways liberals justify their indefensible beliefs is the “woke child” ploy in which they claim their 3-year-old supports gun control or abortion. Because abortion is the literal killing of children, one abortion advocacy group is promoting the absurd notion that puppies are pro-abortion. I don’t usually like to use the word “abortion” is a sentence 3 times, but somehow I pulled it off.
Behold:
This is Bandit. Bandit loves reproductive freedom. Bandit hates anti-choice disinformation. Bandit is a perfect #ProChoicePup. pic.twitter.com/kwzbAfY3FL
— NARAL (@NARAL) March 23, 2021
It’s doubtful that an Australian Sheppard would have a political agenda or opinions on abortion, but if he did, he’d probably be more concerned with spaying and neutering. After all, it’s his body, his choice. Or not.
This dumb-ass tweet inspired other dumbasses to share their pro-abortion doggies:
This is Isaac, an enthusiastic #ProChoicePup. He thinks reproductive freedom is a basic human right. pic.twitter.com/RCgqh5Afw5
— Maija (Wear a Mask!) Rothenberg (@MaijaRothenberg) March 24, 2021
This is Zeb. He supports reproductive freedom. #ProChoicePup pic.twitter.com/vIz8cLfNim
— lisa (@thisisfifty7) March 23, 2021
Jodi is also a pro-choice pup. pic.twitter.com/9z91dD920w
— Andy Van Epps (@AndyVanEpps) March 23, 2021
Bandit looks a lot like my #ProChoicePup, Blue pic.twitter.com/OM709NjIvS
— Lesley Bonds (@lesley_bonds) March 24, 2021
This is Annie. She supports reproductive choice in welcoming spaces for those who are undocumented, uninsured, queer, trans, non-binary, disabled, BIPOC, or in any other way marginalized by traditional health systems. Also she likes to bite the shit out of clinic protesters. pic.twitter.com/gaEJFf3PMg
— Nick Gorton, MD 🏳️🌈🐾 (@RNickGorton) March 23, 2021
Damn! That is one one woke-ass dog. Either that or one crazy f*cking dog owner.
There were some people who replied with pictures of their pro-life pooches, but as the headline indicated, everything is stupid and Twitter issued warnings before people were allowed to view them:
How is this sensitive content?
This is Augie. He loves life at all stages, from conception to natural death. Augie hates when life is destroyed. Augie is a perfect #ProLifePup! pic.twitter.com/WCjj0CcqaL
— Bobby Mangiarelli (@bmangiarelli22) March 24, 2021
Here’s my dog Bluey. He’s a #ProLifePup and values the sanctity of life. pic.twitter.com/clN5gBLBgn
— Seamus (@seamusmateus) March 24, 2021
This is Smart. He is pro life for all babies who murderers want dead. pic.twitter.com/QYRhWSTfUJ
— Million (@RealMilli0n) March 24, 2021
Plus a mouse-killer who hates baby-killers:
This is Cass. Cass is sleeping because he’s tired of your idiotic bullshit. Abortion isn’t cute. Grow the fuck up. pic.twitter.com/bx8lhOkYkc
— julia (@lovethatblouse) March 24, 2021
This is my dog, Captain Phasma, and she has no opinions on politics or social issues…
…but she feels strongly about sniffing unicorn butts:
So woke children have now given way to pro-abortion puppies. Liberals keep finding new ways to be stupid and annoying. It’s probably a lot more work than it looks like.
