Too often reality is more ridiculous than satire. In news that definitely didn’t come from The Babylon Bee, illegitimate VP Kamala Harris will sit down with serial rapist Bill Clinton to discuss empowering women and girls. This is crazier than Hillary Clinton giving a lecture on Cyber Security, which BTW is something that also happened.
If you’ve ever wondered what the Clinton Foundation does besides launder money for the the former fist couple, this is it. Next week the Clinton Global Initiative will hold its annual meeting at Howard University. It’s basically a series of conferences featuring a who’s who of who gives a shit.
Speaking of which, according to the Clinton Foundation website, this is the highlight of the meeting:
Highlights of this week’s virtual meeting include key discussions with: President Clinton and Vice President Kamala Harris on empowering women and girls in the U.S. and around the world
With a history of rape and sexual assault, Bill probably has a much different definition of what it means to “empower” women and girls than the rest of the world. This is like Kamaltoe doing a one-on-one with Hitler to discuss ways to stop anti-Semitism.
As it turns out, the entire conference is one joke headline after another:
President Clinton and Stacey Abrams on expanding participation in democracy
Stacy Abrams? The woman who refused to concede when she lost the Georgia gubernatorial election and then hijacked the state with voter fraud to steal 2020 for the democrats is going to discuss democracy?
Secretary Clinton about how young people can lead with empathy and kindness
Hillary Clinton? The woman who blamed her and Bill’s criminal activity on a “vast right wing conspiracy?” The woman who called her husband’s rape victims “bimbos?” The woman who called half the country “deplorables” and indicated they were dumb racist assholes? That’s who is going to talk about leading with empathy and kindness?
I checked, this conference is not sponsored by The Onion.
Other pertinent information is that Juanita Broaddrick, Leslie Millwee, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, Gennifer Flowers, and Monica Lewinsky will not be participating in this women’s empowerment discussion.
Also, Jeffrey Epstein had to cancel his scheduled appearance and Harvey Weinstein is tentative.
What’s clear about Kamala Harris appearing with Bill Clinton to talk about empowering women is that all democrats think the #MeToo movement is bullshit. Rape is only bad when non-democrats commit it. It’s why there was no outrage over the credible accusation of sexual assault against Joe Biden.
What’s also clear is that Bill will be creepy with Kamala and she will break into her her trademark cackle to cover up her discomfort. She will also probably laugh hysterically after lying because that’s just what she does.
There is no debate on whether Bill Clinton raped and sexually assaulted numerous women or not. He literally settled a sexual assault lawsuit with Paula Jones, which is not something an innocent man would do. People get cancelled for for having conservative opinions, but Bill is a rapist and he’s the godfather of the democratic party.
