Illegitimate president Joe Biden put illegitimate vice president Kamala Harris in charge of solving the border crisis they created over a month ago and so far she’s done exactly nothing. She hasn’t even travelled to the border to get a firsthand impression of what’s going on. Feeling the pressure to look like she’s on top of this, Kamaltoe finally did something: She asked the president of Finland to help solve the United States’ illegal immigration problems. AYFKM?
Since the current surge of illegal immigrants is because Joe Biden invited them and ordered ICE and the US Border Patrol to stop enforcing immigration laws, the easy fix is to simply return to President Trump’s policy which made the most secure order in our country’s history. Kamala Harris likes doing things the hard way, so she came up with this unique approached to fixing Joe’s mess as The NY Post reports:
The problem is more than 6,000 miles and a great ocean away from him, but Vice President Kamala Harris on Tuesday asked Finland’s president to help stem the flow of migrants from Central America to the US-Mexico border.
Harris has faced Republican criticism for her few public events to address the crisis since President Biden asked her on March 24 to lead the response to a historic surge of illegal border crossings.
Harris and Finnish President Sauli Niinistö “discussed the need for more coordinated international action to address the root causes of migration from the Northern Triangle, and for sustained unity and vigilance to counter the destabilizing actions Russia continues to carry out across the Euro-Atlantic area,” Harris’ office said.
I gotta throw in this hilarious line from The NY Post article because it really drives home the absurdity of this:
It’s unclear how Niinistö would help address “push” factors for migration in Central America, such as poverty and crime.
Hey, there’s tens of thousands of scumbags storming our border from Central America, what should we do? Let’s ask Norway to help.
If we need tips on shoveling snow or pickling herrings, by all means got to the Norwegians, but this is ridiculous.
In related news, Harris has claimed that she can’t visit the border because of the COVID-19 pandemic:
California is a border state that she has visited recently, though she didn’t go anywhere near the border. She has also been all over the country despite the the COVID-19 pandemic, which tells us that somehow the virus is stronger the closer you get to the border. Either that or she’s full of shit. I’m going with the full of shit thing because she is also fully vaccinated making this the lamest excuse ever.
Having asked Norway’s president for help with our self-inflicted border crisis, Kamaltoe has some other bold plans to battle this thing:
VP Kamala Harris To Visit Baltimore Thursday
Vice President Kamala Harris will come to Cincinnati on Friday
It’s weird how she can go to Ohio and Maryland during the COVID-19 pandemic but not Texas, New Mexico, or Arizona, isn’t it? In any case, these visits to Baltimore and Cincinnati should solve the border crisis, just in case Norway is of no help.
