Joe Biden’s crackhead son, Hunter, has finally landed a gig he is qualified for. The illegitimate first son will be teaching a class at Tulane University on fake news. He had no experience in the energy field when he was paid an obscene amount of money to be on the board of Ukraine natural gas company Burisma, but the liberal media cover-up of his corruption and depravity surrounding his laptop has made him an expert in fake news.
Fox News reports:
Hunter Biden is set to appear as a guest speaker at Tulane University as part of a 10-week course that is being offered to students in the fall.Â
The course, called “Media Polarization and Public Policy Impacts,” is described as focusing on “the current state of the media landscape in the United States and how media polarization, fake news and the economics of the new business impact public policymaking in Washington D.C.”
A spokesperson for Tulane University confirmed the inclusion of President Biden’s son to Fox News.
Before you go thinking that this class in opposition to fake news, take a look at the other featured speakers:
Among the other guest speakers for the Tulane course include former White House Coronavirus Task Force member Dr. Deborah Birx, New Yorker columnist Susan Glasser, Washington Post media columnist Margaret Sullivan, New York Times columnist Bret Stephens, CBS’ “Face The Nation” moderator Margaret Brennan, CNN correspondent Kylie Atwood, and Fox News political analyst and “The Five” co-host Juan Williams.
See, this is pro-fake news all the way. Not a hint of journalistic integrity in the bunch.
Though he has no experience in reporting, Hunter fits right in with this crew because nobody has benefitted more from fake news than he. When the NY Post broke the story that Hunter’s abandoned laptop contained incriminating evidence against him and his father, the fake news industry buried it. Even better, the liberal media rolled out all of these “experts” who swore the laptop was Russian disinformation, only to have it come out way after the election that Hunter was indeed being investigated for the corruption found on his laptop.
Hunter Biden is the fake news story of the century. It’s nice to see him finally get a job he is qualified for.
If this fake news thing works out, there’s a whole slew of electives Hunter could be teaching at Tulane:
How to bang your underage cousin and get away with it
Fathering children with strippers 101
Skirting federal gun laws while banging your brother’s widow
Sure, all of this stuff involves smoking crack and inappropriate sex, but he is the world’s foremost expert on these subjects. Bedsides, what’s he going to do? Teach a class on using your family’s name and influence to enrich yourself? That’s the thing the liberal media won’t talk about and that makes him an expert in fake news.
The greatest thing for Hunter in all of this is that being on a college campus will expose him to a bunch of barely-legal co-eds as well as potential new drug connections.