It only took Biden 3 months to ruin the economy and the country. We knew he was bad but this level of awfulness rises to the level of WTF? Here’s some other WTF? that’s just bad for business:
Headline of the Week
Rapping Senior Citizen Dancers Beat Back Asian Hate in San Francisco Chinatown
Senior citizens are making their own moves against Asian hate crimes with a new rap that’s mostly in Cantonese.
Together, they chant, “Beware, beware of the guy mo so.”
In English, that’s “beware the chicken feather duster,” a household tool some of the ladies remember from their childhood.
“Using the guy mo so — this chicken feather duster. It had a hard base so, when you are naughty and getting out of line, the parents would go after you with that,” explained dancer Emily Chin.
The rap was written by Clara Hsu, director of the Clarion Performing Arts Center where the ladies practice in the heart of San Francisco Chinatown.
Their message is direct: “We are the authority. Don’t mess with us,” Hsu said.
Mostly, the Follies perform locally for the elderly and fundraising galas, raising millions of dollars for senior citizen groups.
But, this time, dancer Pat Nishimoto says they’re raising awareness about the crimes that spark fear.
“With this rap, I want to show the people ‘Don’t be mean to grandma. If it weren’t for grandma, you wouldn’t be here,’” Yee explained.
These grandmothers say their weapon is their voices: loud, clear and united.
Rapping Chinese grandmas is a can’t-miss plan to stop black people from attacking Asians.
Knee-Slapper of the Week
Chalk giant’s large penis could have been added by 17th century noble ‘for a laugh’
The penis of the Cerne Abbas giant carved into a Dorset hillside may have been graffitied by 17th century nobles for fun, archaeologists have said.
Historians have long argued over when the giant was created but after 12 months of research as part of a project for the National Trust, Phillip Toms, a professor in physical geography has found some “surprising” answers.
The study, which involved laser scanners, found that some of the giant’s lines dated as far back as the late Saxon period, between 700 and 1100AD.
This time period is in contrast to the earliest documented record of the giant, which is a church warden’s account of repairing him in 1694, according to the Trust.
It was also discovered that the famous erection of the giant may have been drawn on hundreds of years later as an act of graffiti.
A Lidar survey, which measures the distance to the ground using laser scanners, was carried out on the site and revealed that the giant had previously been wearing a belt, which is now “interrupted by his penis.” The Times reported.
Mr Papworth told the paper: “There were a few characters who owned the land in the 17th century, the sort of people who might well have graffitied to change him into a figure of fun.”
Did they also put in those huge misaligned nipples because that’s pretty funny too.
Objection of the Week
Woman cuts off man’s penis after he spots her in objectionable position with illicit partner
In a shocking incident, a 32-year-old woman allegedly chopped off the penis of a 40-year-old man at Bishunpur village within the territorial jurisdiction of Sahebganj police station in Muzaffarpur district of Bihar.
According to the police, the victim has been identified as Harendra Manjhi. One Pavitri Devi allegedly chopped off his genitals after luring him. After the incident, Manjhi was dashed to a nearby medical facility, but was referred to a hospital in Patna due to his “extremely critical condition.” The doctors at the Patna hospital managed to reattach his penis. His condition, however, is still serious.
Manjhi’s wife Paspati registered a police complaint against Pavitri. Paspati, in her complaint, also alleged that Pavitri’s associate Pappu Bhagat was an accomplice in the crime.
The police, after receiving a complaint, arrested Pavitri and initiated an investigation into the case. During the investigation, the police learnt that the accused woman is married but her husband has cut ties with her as she had affairs with many men. Bhagat is one of the men she had relations with, according to a report by The Times of India.
“Villagers told the police that Manjhi had spotted the woman and Bhagat in an objectionable position in the fields after which she lured him [to] and chopped off his private part with a sharp-edged object used for cutting grass,” the report quoted a police officer as saying.
After her husband cut ties, she cut off some random guy’s wang.
Karate Chop of the Week
The drug addict who cut off a father’s penis and dismembered his body, leaving the mutilated corpse in the shower for days for his mother to find, has been jailed for 22 years.
Goran Stevanovic was stabbed to death by 40-year-old meth junkie Khanh Xuan Pham inside his western Sydney flat on January 8, 2019. Stefanovic had been visiting the house to buy drugs from Pham.
The father-of-two was stabbed in the back by Pham before he mutiliated, skinned and dismembered his body including cutting off his penis in a sickening attack using a meat cleaver, pliers, cable ties and other kitchen utensils.
He initially used a kitchen knife to stab the father, which snapped off on his spine and remained lodged in his back.
Pham spent days mutilating Stefanovic’s body, attempting to cut it into pieces, including cutting out a tattoo to stop him being identified.
His body was eventually found by Pham’s mother, who noticed a foul smell coming from the bathroom while checking on his welfare – and at first worried it was her own son.
When police arrived they found the murdered father with a rope around his neck with his tissue and bones in shopping bags.
‘This crime is indeed a grave one involving a savage attack by the offender with a weapon on an unarmed man,’ Judge Helen Wilson said.
‘And thereafter treating his body with complete contempt, denying Mr Stevanovic his humanity, or any dignity in death.’
Whatever happened to customer service?
Viral Load of the Week
Coronavirus lingers in men’s penises for six months after infection – increasing risk of impotence
The virus is know to attack the lungs as a result of blood vessels narrowing.
This is known as endothelial dysfunction where the lining of the small blood vessels fails to perform all of its functions normally.
The tissues supplied by those vessels could undergo damage and experts in Miami have now claimed that this damage goes beyond the lungs.
Study author Ranjith Ramasamy, M.D., associate professor and director of the Miller School’s Reproductive Urology Program said: “Our research shows that Covid-19 can cause widespread endothelial dysfunction in organ systems beyond the lungs and kidneys.
“The underlying endothelial dysfunction that happens because of Covid-19 can enter the endothelial cells and affect many organs, including the penis.”
Dr Ramasamy said that these latest findings cement the fact that we all need to do what we can in order to prevent the spread of the virus.
He added: “Men who develop Covid-19 infection should be aware that erectile dysfunction could be an adverse effect of the virus, and they should go to a physician if they develop ED symptoms.”
“Get the vaccination or your dick dies” is Biden’s new COVID-19 slogan.
Nuggets of the Week
Have a ball at Saturday’s Testicle Festival in Foreman
You can literally have a ball — or more — at this Saturday’s Testicle Festival hosted by the Backyard Social Club, which will serve up pound after pound of the delicacy known as the Rocky Mountain oyster.
Bull testicles, as they can bluntly be called, will be celebrated and eaten at what’s billed as a 21st annual event, along with frog legs, catfish, chicken nuggets for the children and other items from the short order grill menu cooked up at the Backyard Social Club’s kitchen.
Wait, do chickens have balls?
Nut Shot of the Week
Little Rock man says stranger asked for a light then shot him in the genitals
Little Rock police are investigating after a man was shot in the genitals Sunday morning.
According to a report given by the Little Rock Police Department, the shooting happened at 2 a.m. Sunday in the 2100 block of Labette Manor Drive.
Officers noted in the report they found the victim at a local emergency room, and the victim said he was smoking a cigarette outside when a man approached him and shot him.
The victim told police the man shot him in the genitals after asking for a light and to use his phone.
According to the victim, the man did not take anything from him.
He took his balls, so there’s that.
Doll of the Week
Serial Flasher Spotted Driving Around Naked With Inflatable Sex Doll
A sex offender from Tavistock, United Kingdom, has been found guilty of breaching his court order a second time. 50-year-old Shane Turner was known as the “Tavistock Flasher” because of a series of incidents of indecent exposure in front of unsuspecting women. Having spent five years in prison, the convicted sex offender was on Sexual Harm Prevention Order which he breached twice.
An unnamed witness told Plymouth Crown Court how he saw the accused on multiple occasions driving around in his Ford Ka. On one occasion the man was dressed, while on another occasion he was completely naked.
The witness claims that around Christmas of 2019 he spotted Turner in his vehicle. He was wearing a little black dress and he had a sex doll in the front passenger seat. In January 2020, the witness along with other men and women saw the same vehicle drive into the car park of a primary school. The incident reportedly took place around 7:20 p.m.
The group saw the man drive into the car park. The witness said that the group had torches and they used them to look inside the car. He said that he could see Turner’s “head, shoulders, body, lap and genitals”. He said that the group then proceeded to go to the Tavistock Community College car park where the accused was again spotted.
In court, Turner denied driving around naked. He said he was wearing a skin-colored garment, which he showed the court. However, the jury found him guilty for breaching the Sexual Harm Prevention Order that banned him from exposing his genitals in public.
So he was allowed to expose his genitals in public before the sex doll incident? Also, that’s an actual screen shot of the article and I can’t help to see the resemblance to a certain creepy White House occupier.
Fact of the Week
A student who said women were born with female genitals and claimed the difference in physical strength between men and women ‘was a fact’ is facing disciplinary action by her university.
Lisa Keogh, 29, who studies law at Abertay University in Dundee was reported to university chiefs by her classmates after she said that women were not as physically strong as men.
The mature student, who is in her final year, is now facing a formal investigation by the university for the ‘offensive’ and ‘discriminatory’ comments.
The mother-of-two said she had been taking part in a video seminar about gender feminism and the law when she raised concerns about trans women taking part in mixed martial arts.
After telling her classmates that a women who had testosterone in her body for 32 years would be genetically stronger than the average woman, the mature student was accused of calling women the ‘weaker sex’.
She told The Times: ‘I thought it was a joke. I thought there was no way that the university would pursue me for utilising my legal right to freedom of speech.’
Following the debate, in which Ms Keogh claims she was muted by her lecturer, the mature student was met with a flurry of abuse from her fellow classmates.
She added: ‘I wasn’t being mean, transphobic or offensive. I was stating a basic biological fact.’
Everyone knows facts are hate speech.
Honky of the Week
Man charged after fight inside Honky Tonk on Lower Broadway
A man is charged with vandalism after police allege he “pressed his genitals against the door” and shattered a glass panel at a Honky Tonk along Nashville’s lower Broadway.
Austin Anderson, 28, is also facing a public intoxication charge after the alleged incident overnight Thursday at Dierks Bentley’s Whiskey Row.
Officers responded to reports of a fight at the bar around 12:30 a.m. According to an arrest affidavit, the Honky Tonk’s manager told police a fight broke out on the top floor of the bar and security guards kicked out those who were involved.
The manager proceeded to say that the suspect “pressed his genitals against the door” and punched out the glass of the door.
Witnesses identified Anderson as the possible suspect in the case and when police tried to talk to him, officers say he took of running. Police were able to reach up to him and take him into custody. Police said the suspect had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes and was unsteady on his feet.
Putting your ass on the glass is called a “pressed ham” so this must be a “smooshed sausage.”
Crusader of the Week
Vagina Superhero ‘My Little Yoni’ Is Here to Make Early Sex Ed Easier
It’s no secret that sex ed in America is broken, and has long been the basis of an ideological tug-of-war.
With over 15 years of experience in the sexual wellness space, artist and entrepreneur Ariel Saint White is working to better these numbers. Sex ed in America particularly fails women, whose bodies and sexuality are typically surrounded by shame and confusion. What if sex and female anatomy were normalized in childhood, girls grew up with an understanding of the changes in their bodies, boys recognized that the female body was to be respected, and consent was embedded within the fiber of our society?
This was the world imagined by Saint White when she first founded My Little Yoni. Backed by OBGYN Dr. Debra Wickman, and other leading experts, My Little Yoni is “the world’s first vagina superhero,” a character who comes to life in toys and books. Yoni is reminiscent of a vulva yet comfortably nonsexual. As Dr. Wickman notes, Yoni “not only teaches the importance of all kids learning proper anatomy, but promotes body positivity, respect, and consent in an age appropriate way.” My Little Yoni packs a powerful message within a playfully colored and winged exterior.
The Hooded Hoochie? The Clit Crusader? The Vulva of Vengeance?
Rack of the Week
I was so fat I looked like I had boobs on my BACK – it shocked me into shedding 8st
A MUM was so horrified to spot “back boobs” when being fitted for a bridesmaid dress it shocked her into shedding eight stone.
It came days after Sharna Skevington had posed next to an elephant on an African safari but felt humiliated by her size next to the beast.
The embarrassing fitting was the final straw for Sharna, who had gained weight after suffering post-natal depression following the birth of her daughter Elsie, now three.
Her anxiety was so severe that she refused to let her partner or her sister touch the baby – fearing that something bad would happen as a result.
She eventually got help for her depression and has now gone from 21 stone to 13 by following the 1:1 Diet by Cambridge Weight Plan.
Sharna, 28, says: “I look back at those photos and I cringe. The African trip was supposed to be so special; I was meeting my partner’s family for the first time. But it was ruined by my weight.
…Sharna was due to be bridesmaid for her sister, Leah. But at a fitting, her size 18 bridesmaid dress would not zip up and she was left with ‘back boobs.’
Sharna said: “It looked exactly like I had boobs on my back. I was so embarrassed. I realised I couldn’t go on like this.
Baby got back…fat.
Inhaler of the Week
Mammals can breathe through anus in emergencies
A study by a team of Japanese scientists has shown it is possible for mammals to absorb oxygen via the anus.
Intrigued by how certain sea creatures breathe through their intestines in emergencies, researchers at Tokyo Medical and Dental University were able to prove the same was true under experimental circumstances for mice, rats and pigs, publishing their findings in the journal Med on Friday.
They say the finding might also apply to humans who are in respiratory distress when ventilators are not available or inadequate.
This is called enteral ventilation via anus, or EVA.
Unfortunately your burps become farts.
Darth Maul of the Week
Arrogant thumbs up of man whose out-of-control dog mauled lodger’s buttocks
‘Erratic’ Craig Buxton has been banned from keeping dogs after cross-breed Diesel savagely mauled his lodger during a scuffle.
The 27-year-old’s bull mastiff Aquita left the victim with bite marks to both legs and buttocks following the attack.
Stoke-on-Trent Crown Court heard the incident took place at a house in Stoke where victim Lee Murray was renting a room from Buxton.
The two men had been drinking together when they started fighting and Buxton’s dog – called Diesel – set upon the victim.
Prosecutor Hunter Gray said: “Mr Murray had been out with his girlfriend and arrived home at 1am. Mr Buxton was in and they began drinking together. Initially everyone was in good spirits.
“Mr Buxton was drinking vodka straight from the bottle. Gradually his behaviour became more erratic. By 6.30am, Mr Buxton boiled vodka in a saucepan and drank it, burning his lips in the process. He headbutted a wall and was smashing things up.
“Mr Murray became concerned some of his items might be damaged, so he intervened. A scuffle then ensued and, during that scuffle, Diesel began biting Mr Murray.”
The court heard the dog bit both the victim’s legs and his buttocks. He managed to push the dog away on a couple of occasions, but the animal went for him again.
Mr Murray managed to get outside. Police arrived and Mr Buxton was arrested. He claimed he had been punched by Mr Murray but admitted he could not remember much else.
Drinking boiling vodka will do that to you.
Moo of the Week
Indian doctors warn against using cow poop as COVID cure
As COVID-19 ravages India, some have taken to rubbing cow feces and urine on their bodies as a way to fight the virus.
Doctors are warning against the practice, saying there’s no proof it boosts immunity or helps treat COVID.
“There are also health risks involved in smearing or consuming these products — other diseases can spread from the animals to humans,” Dr. J.A. Jayalal, national president of the Indian Medical Association, told Reuters.
In Hinduism, the cow is a sacred symbol of life and earth.
Some residents of Gujarat in the western part of the country have been visiting cow shelters to rub the excrement on their bodies, then hug or honor the cows while the mixture dries.
When it does, it’s washed off with milk or buttermilk.
People who need to be reminded not to rub themselves with cow shit cannot be reasoned with.
Moo Too of the Week
K9 bites cow, SC deputy Tases K9, cow kicks deputy
A sheriff’s deputy had to deploy a Taser on his own K-9 officer after it bit a cow while on a burglary call, but the agitated cow ended up kicking the deputy.
Deputies responded to a report of a burglary in progress on Drivers Lane in the Pleasant Hill community around 4 p.m. on Wednesday. The first deputy on scene secured the location with his K-9 and waited on additional officers to assist with entering the residence.
A cow nearby distracted the dog, and he subsequently bit the cow, according to the Georgetown County Sheriff’s Office.
In an attempt to protect the cow from injuries, the deputy tased the K-9, according to the report. The dog was taken into leash control and returned to the deputy’s vehicle.
Reacting to the dog, the cow kicked the deputy and property owner. Their injuries were determined to be minor.
The original burglary call proved to be unfounded.
So, would they say that the burglary call turned out to be bullshit?
Brady Bunch of the Week
Florida man arrested after brawl over Tom Brady
A drunken fight over Tom Brady ended with the arrest of a St. Petersburg man on Sunday night, police said.
Brian Paulter, 33, “became enraged” during a “heated argument” about Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady after drinking all day with friends, according to an arrest report.
Once the group got home, Paulter and one of his friends got into a physical fight. Paulter allegedly hit the man in the face several times causing visible injuries and a lot of blood. The friend refused to prosecute, the report states.
Paulter then reportedly directed his anger at two women who were inside the home. According to the report, he shoved them, and one of the women hit her head on the kitchen counter, causing a large bruise and a cut.
Officers on scene said the other woman was able to provide a statement and everyone on scene was drunk. Officers wrote in the affidavit that they found a large amount of blood on the kitchen floor that was mostly cleaned up before police arrived.
Paulter is facing a domestic battery charge.
Proving once again how ineffective the Brady Bill has been in preventing violence.
Pea Shooter of the Week
Community left with questions after 2-year-old boy shoots parents in West Bath
An investigation is underway after a 2-year-old picked up a loaded gun and injured himself and his parents.
It happened just before 8 a.m. Wednesday at a home on New Meadows Road in West Bath.
The family was rushed to Mid Coast Hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
Investigators say a single shot was fired.
Sheriff Joel Merry says the initial investigation found that the 2-year-old boy picked up an unsecured handgun on the nightstand and fired it.
The mother was shot in the leg, the father had a minor injury to the back of his head and the boy was hit in the face by the recoil of the gun.
Is one of those questions: why was the father’s head lined up with the mother’s leg? Stop eating mommy! BANG!
YOLO of the Week
Active shooter arrested in Williamson
A man was arrested Wednesday morning after police say he shot a gun in a neighborhood several times and at police.
Williamson police say Andrew Hicks fired 16 shots in a neighborhood. He then fired shots at responding officers.
Hicks is charged with ten counts of shooting within 500 feet of a dwelling, 14 counts of wanton endangerment, brandishing a deadly weapon, four counts of attempted murder, and battery on an officer.
The Williamson Police Department, Mingo County Sheriff’s Office, and West Virginia State Police responded.
You have to love his positive attitude. And all them meth scars.
Pale Ale of the Week
Man accused of stealing 14 cases of beer, attempts to return it stating wife bought wrong beer
A man is accused of stealing 14 cases of beer in Delhi Township Wednesday.
According to the Delhi Township Police Department, a man loaded up his cart with 14 cases of beer at a Kroger store on Delhi Pike. Police said he then attempted to return it, stating his wife bought the wrong beer.
Police said Kroger employees tried to confirm the man’s story but said the man became angry and left the store with the beer.
Kroger employees reviewed the surveillance footage of the theft and called police.
He might get off on a technicality since Bud Light barely qualifies as beer.
WTF? of the Week
Pregnant mum plans to live-stream herself giving birth on OnlyFans for £10,000
A mum who hit headlines in 2019 after claiming she’d faked depression to get a £7,000 nose job has caused a stir once again after admitting she plans to live-stream her birth.
Carla Bellucci, who is currently expecting her fourth child, claims to have made £40,000 by sharing sexy pictures on her OnlyFans account.
The 39-year-old from Hitchin, Herts, has continued bringing home the bacon on the content subscription service after learning her family would be growing, uploading photos of her baby bump for those with a ‘pregnancy fetish’.
And she’s recently told The Daily Star that she’s even willing to live-stream herself giving birth for those willing to pay good money.
Carla said: “I have been offered £10,000 from one of my OnlyFans to live-stream my birth – and you know what, why not?
“I am going to give fans the chance to live-stream my birth for £10,000.
“I know people are going to go crazy but I’m a businesswoman and I need to make money,” she explained.
And yet for free, you can not watch it, which is a much better bargain.
