This week Joe Biden creeped on the daughter of dead criminal George Floyd, which only qualifies as WTF? in that the liberal media chose to ignore it. Here’s some the other creepy WTF? moments from outside the White House that got a little more media attention:
Headline of the Week
Canceling Tokyo Olympics is ‘essentially off the table,’ says IOC member Dick Pound
International Olympic Committee member Dick Pound says he believes the Olympic Games will go ahead this year and says the option of canceling the event is “essentially off the table.”
Speaking to CNN’s Selina Wang, Pound insisted that all indications suggest a “bubble” around those participating in Tokyo can be maintained but he stopped short of guaranteeing that it will be completely safe amid the pandemic.
“Nobody can guarantee anything. I mean, let’s be reasonable on that,” he said.
Wang talks to Dick Pound.
Snip of the Week
Jealous wife cuts off sleeping husband’s penis ‘because he’s popular with women’
A jealous wife waited for her husband to fall asleep before she took a pair of scissors to his penis and lopped it off, reports say.
She later drove him and the penis remains to hospital where surgeons in Vietnam then battled for hours to reattach the manhood.
Local paper, the VN Express reports the 40-year-old man dropped off to sleep at his home with no idea of what was to come.
After the wife severed her husband’s penis, she took him to hospital, but it was some hours later, while he was still drenched in his own blood.
Doctor Nguyen Thanh Tuan, Department of Urology, Cho Ray Hospital, told the paper that his team was asked to reconnect the recovered portion of the penis.
Some 10 days later, the medical team are optimistic and the patient, who is not being named, told the paper: “I feel fine, can walk, eat normally, the area that was cut off is now pink.”
It is understood the police are investigating the incident which reportedly happened because the wife was jealous of her husband’s popularity with other women.
Not any more.
Kicker of the Week
Student says Kansas lawmaker kicked him in testicles
A high school student reported that a Kansas House member working as a substitute teacher manhandled him and kicked him in the testicles during class, and the lawmaker told authorities that God told him to do it, according to a sheriff’s deputy’s written statement.
The deputy’s affidavit, released to reporters Tuesday, said the boy showed him a golf ball-sized “road rash” and a 3-to-4 inch scratch on his back that he said appeared after Republican state Rep. Mark Samsel, of Wellsville, pushed him up against a classroom wall on April 28.
Samsel, 36, was charged last week with three misdemeanor counts of battery following his “rude, insulting or angry” interactions with two students, ages 15 or 16, during an art class at Wellsville High School. He has pleaded not guilty. Each of the charges is punishable by up to six months in jail.
The boy told the deputy that after Samsel pushed him against the wall and kicked him, “his back and testicles were in pain” for approximately 15 minutes, the affidavit said.
The sheriff’s deputy said in the document that he asked the lawmaker why he had put his hands on the boy, and Samsel pointed to the ceiling. When the deputy asked Samsel whether God told him to do so, Samsel answered, “Twice.”
“He stated he knew it was wrong and he shouldn’t do it, he stated he did not want to do it,” the affidavit said. “He stated, ‘The whole world is telling me not to do it, God said, Yes.’ Mark believes this was God’s plan.”
Meanwhile, democrats take their marching orders from Satan.
Squeezer of the Week
Woman followed ‘scared’ boy, 15, through train station before ‘grabbing his genitals’
A woman put her arms around a 15-year-old boy at a train station before sexually assaulting him, a court heard.
Charlene Pike, 37, allegedly approached the child at Cardiff Central railway station on September 18, 2019.
The boy was stood next to the ticket machines with his girlfriend when Pike approached them, Cardiff Crown Court was told.
The boy told the court: “She said I might know her daughter and asked how old I was. I said I was 15 and she said she was 36.”
“I was very, very scared and unpredicted [sic] about what she was going to do next. I felt frightened and to this day I still wake up in the night with nightmares and sweats.”
The boy and his girlfriend walked through the concourse towards the station car park where they were due to take a rail replacement bus.
Pike followed them through the concourse.
The complainant added: “She came through the doors, came over to us, put her arms around me, and squeezed my nipple.
“She squeezed my nipple about three or four times. After she put her hand on my nipple and straight afterwards I felt her palm run down my right thigh and onto my penis and squeezed it very hard.
“She said I should go to a barbecue on the weekend because her boyfriend was boring.
“I said: ‘I don’t know you’ and she said: ‘It doesn’t matter it’s just a bit of fun’.”
The boy then got on a bus and called his dad to tell him what had happened and was told to call the police.
When officers arrived he pointed out Pike, who had also boarded the bus, and she was arrested.
At a British barbecue they serve freshly squeezed penis and nipples.
Attention Whore of the Week
Woman born with most of vagina missing left mortified by first man she slept with
A teen born with a rare syndrome meaning most of her vagina is missing is bravely raising awareness of her condition after saying she was betrayed by the first man she was brave enough to confide in.
Annabelle Astley was just 16 when she was diagnosed with Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome, a congenital condition that includes having a shortened vagina, no cervix and no uterus.
The now 19-year-old will never have a period or be able to get pregnant.
She had to endure an ‘extremely painful’ dilation treatment to stretch her vaginal canal, a process that women with the condition often must undergo to be sexually active with a man.
But after the musical theatre student finally opened up to her former boyfriend and slept with him she was ‘mortified’ to discover that he’d reportedly ‘told all 350 people’ in her accommodation about her MRKH.
She dumped him on the spot and shared information about her condition with her 13,700 TikTok followers in a bid to raise awareness.
Annabelle said: “He was actually so supportive and I came back and felt a bit like a laughing joke that he’d been running the halls being like ‘oh yeah, she’s got this and this’.
She was so mortified that her secret got out that she shared it with social media and the national press.
Tits Zits of the Week
A wedding photographer with 38P breasts that weigh 4st is attempting to raise £8,000 for reduction surgery after being refused the treatment on the NHS because she can’t lose weight.
Laura Howes, 27, from South Shields, who is 5st 4 and weighs 22st, suffers from back pain so severe it radiates up to her jaw and she permanently has dents in her shoulders from wearing a too small bra.
Her skin is covered in cysts, cuts, friction sores and rashes that constantly bleed and become infected, in addition to fat necrosis lumps caused by bumping into things, which looks like cancer when scanned.
But to qualify for surgery on the NHS, Laura’s been told she must lose 7st, and she’s struggled to shed the weight quickly enough due to how difficult it is to exercise with her breasts, which weight 4st.
At this point, those are knees, not boobs. Fat knees. Fat knees with bleeding zits.
Stepper of the Week
Man shot in Atlanta after stepping on gunman’s foot
A man was shot early Tuesday morning on Edgewood Avenue in southeast Atlanta after the victim stepped on the shooter’s foot, according to police.
It happened along the 400 block of Edgewood Avenue. Police said the victim walked past the shooter and stepped on his food. The guy whose foot was stepped on shot the man in the buttocks.
Police did not say if it was accidental or there was a confrontation between the two.
He was transported to Grady Hospital in stable condition.
The suspect left before police arrived. The investigation is ongoing.
It seems like Elvis had warned of the potential of something like this in a song.
Nutritionist of the Week
Teacher forced three-year-old girl to eat faeces, mother in China alleges
Police and education authorities in southwest China are investigating a claim made by a mother that a kindergarten forced her three-year-old daughter to eat human faeces.
The woman, surnamed Li, said her daughter was forced by her teacher at Binbin Kindergarten in Kunming, Yunnan province, to eat faeces in the toilet because the teacher said the girl did not “study hard and eat lunch properly”, news portal Thepaper reported.
Besides that, Li said the female teacher beat her daughter’s arms and buttocks and forbade her from leaving the toilet.
Several other teachers were also present, shoving the girl, according to the mother.
Li said she took her daughter to the kindergarten the next day to lodge a complaint. Some other children told her that they saw the girl was forced to eat faeces by a teacher with the surname Rong, and that the girl had to eat it twice.
2 Rongs don’t make a right.
Pie of the Week
Florida Man Arrested After Striking Daughter With A Slice Of Pizza
A Florida man was arrested after striking his daughter in the face with a slice of pizza, according to deputies.
On Sunday, May 23, at around 3:50 pm, Indian River County Sheriff deputies responded to a residence for a disturbance between a father and daughter.
Deputies say upon arrival, the victim, Kristin Worden a 20-year-old female, had “what looked to be tomato sauce on the left side of her face.”
The victim told police that her father, Tyler Worden, 41, came to her home Sunday afternoon to drop pizza off, but when she told Tyler that she was not feeling well and asked him to leave, Tyler refused and began arguing with her.
Deputies say that when Tyler stepped outside of the threshold of the front door, Kristen began to shut the door behind him, and that’s when pepperoni started flying.
According to the arrest affidavit, Tyler turned around and threw a slice of pizza at Kristin, striking her in the face. Kristin continued yelling at Tyler, telling him to leave, but he refused and Kristin called 911.
Deputies arrived at the residence and questioned Tyler, who admitted throwing the pizza, but said he thought the door was shut behind him.
Deputies say that they “detected a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on Tyler’s breath.”
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s domestic assault.
Flamer of the Week
Man Gets Flammable Deodorant Stuck in His Rectum
Doctors in India are warning about a peculiar hazard. In a new case study this week, they detail having to remove a can of aerosol spray deodorant from a patient’s rectum. It’s an injury made even more potentially dangerous due to the risk of fire or explosion should the offending object be removed “using cautery or any energy device,” they write.
…our bodies contain gases that can ignite with the right spark during surgery, and accidents in the operating room have occasionally happened as a result. But aerosol cans contain a potent mix of pressurized flammable chemicals, adding to the real risk of fire or explosion should the can inadvertently be punctured or deployed during removal, “especially during any surgical procedures to remove the foreign body using cautery or any energy devices,” the authors wrote in the abstract.
According to the paper, it’s not clear just why this can ended up inside the person’s body. The 21-year-old patient arrived at an emergency room suffering from abdominal pain and told doctors that the can was inserted in his rectum a day earlier by “two unknown people” while he was under the influence of alcohol. But he couldn’t provide any other details.
Because of the risks involved, the doctors opted to put the man under general anesthesia before attempting to remove the can. Thankfully, the procedure didn’t require any incisions, and simple abdominal pressure was enough to get the object (a can of Axe spray) out, without any complications.
But according to the authors of this new paper, published Monday in BMJ Case Reports, finding a “deodorant aerosol spray can” inside a patient’s rectum is especially rare.
That’s because finding a can of deodorant in India is especially rare.
Doomsday Preppers of the Week
In Ohio couple and two of their 19 children, who are adults, have been charged after their daughter who escaped the family came forward with a string of allegations against them.
Robert Bellar, 54 and his wife Deborah Bellar, 49, face charges in connection with an ongoing sexual abuse investigation concerning their children. Two of their sons Jonathan Levi Bellar, 26, and Josiah Bellar, 24, have also been charged.
That came after one of Robert and Deborah’s daughters told The Athens Messenger she was forced to attend a ‘cult’ church run by her uncle, James Bellar, who would tell them their siblings would have to have children with one another in order to prepare for the apocalypse.
Serah Bellar said: ‘All the kids would have to go, whether they wanted to or not— even if you were sick, you had to go, it didn’t matter.
‘Anytime he’d say anything, I’d just kind of repeat it in my head, like, how messed up it kind of sounded. He’d always talk about the end of the world and how you’d reproduce with your siblings.’
Or you could just stockpile ammo and canned food.
Futon of the Week
Mom arrested after asking cops what to do about her son’s rotting corpse
A 76-year-old Japanese woman has been arrested after she asked cops what to do about her son’s rotting corpse, police said.
Toshiko Ujibe had called police Monday to the apartment she shared with her son in the Asaminami neighborhood of Hiroshima for assistance…
When officers arrived at the scene, they encountered a foul smell that turned out to be her 53-year-old son Kenji’s decaying remains, police said.
“When the police took in the body and conducted initial screenings, we found that her son likely died 10 or so days earlier, in mid-May,” police officer Hisaru Uemoto [said].
His body was lying on a futon and he had suffered multiple cuts to his neck, cops said — although his cause of death is unclear.
Police haven’t released any further details about the circumstances surrounding the death pending the results of an autopsy.
Ujibe, meanwhile, was arrested on suspicion of violating a law prohibiting a person from damaging, abandoning or possessing a corpse…
“[Ujibe] seemed confused and didn’t know what to do, but we aren’t able to announce her motives in not reporting until we are able to confirm further details,” Uemoto [said].
She wasn’t sure if he was recyclable or not.
Dino-Mite of the Week
Missing man found dead trapped inside dinosaur statue in Spain
A 40-year-old man died after becoming trapped inside a large statue of a dinosaur in a Barcelona suburb, Spanish police have said.
It is not clear why the man went inside the decorative stegosaurus located outside a disused cinema in Santa Coloma de Gramenet, but there is no suspicion of foul play, said a spokeswoman for the regional police force, the Mossos d’Esquadra.
“Everything indicates it was an accidental death,” she told AFP.
Police were called to the scene on Saturday.
Spanish media reported that a father and his son out playing in the area noticed a strange smell coming from the papier-mache figure and alerted the authorities.
Firefighters removed the man’s body, which was inside one of the legs of the dinosaur.
According to local media, police suspect the man — who had been reported missing by his family — had entered the statue to sleep there or to try to retrieve something, such as his mobile phone, and became stuck inside the structure.
The dinosaur statue has previously sometimes been used by homeless people as a place to sleep.
There is a removable slab in the dinosaur’s stomach which the man is believed to have used to climb inside.
Is it just me or are these Jurassic Park movies getting lazier?
Stabber of the Week
Florida man stabbed woman who wouldn’t have sex with him for $5,000, deputies say
A Florida man stabbed a woman who repeatedly turned down his advances and propositions to pay her $5,000 to have sex with him, according to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office.
Deputies said the victim and her boyfriend were at a Palm Coast bar named Smiles around 1:30 a.m. Monday when 55-year-old Rene Laso showed up. The victim told deputies Laso had been harassing her for months — so the couple decided to confront him about harassing the woman at work and offering her money in exchange for sex.
All three went outside the bar to settle the dispute, records show.
Laso admitted to propositioning the woman and referred to her as a “$100 hooker,” which is when the altercation started to escalate and Laso said, “I have a knife and will cut you,” according to the affidavit.
Deputies said the woman suffered a stab wound to her right arm while her boyfriend suffered injuries on his arms, stomach and back.
Customers at the bar kicked over Laso’s motorcycle so he couldn’t leave, a news release said.
Laso claimed the female victim slapped him across the face, although he had no visible injuries, so he called her a “$100 hooker” and then patrons chased him across the parking lot, records show. When asked about the knife that was in his hand when law enforcement arrived, he said that he “didn’t try stabbing them,” according to authorities.
Is it just me or does this Indecent Proposal sequel seem lazy?
Mug of the Week
SC man verbally assaults 911 dispatcher, asks her about posing for photos, report says
A Greenwood County man was arrested after calling 911 several times, according to an incident report.
Michael Wayne Bullock, 54, was charged with two counts of unlawful use of 911.
An incident report said Bullock called a dispatcher “stupid” among other names.
He also asked her if she would ever consider posing naked for photographs, according to an incident report.
Where’d he get that shiner from?
Ass Kicker of the Week
Man accused of kicking police officer after arrest at Dublin bar
A Columbus man is facing felony charges after police say he kicked an officer following an arrest at a Dublin bar.
It started shortly before 8:30 p.m. on May 5 at Urban Meyer’s Pint House in Dublin’s Bridge Park development. The bar manager called police to report there was a very intoxicated bar patron refusing to leave. When police arrived, the manager told officers that he had been asking the man to leave for over an hour and that he was willing to press charges for criminal trespassing.
Police identified that man as 35-year-old Patrick M. Callahan.
An officer approached Callahan and told him he needed to leave the establishment. In body camera video released by Dublin police, Callahan refused to leave the bar, insisting that he did nothing wrong. Callahan quickly points out he only has one leg.
After refusing to leave, Callahan tried to order water from the bar.
Callahan eventually got up from the bar and walked out to the sidewalk. Police asked him to identify himself. Callahan refused several times, leading police to place him in cuffs.
While taking Callahan into custody, an officer asked if there was anything in his pockets that could stick or hurt them.
“Yeah, I got like five things. I got one leg that will poke you,” responded Callahan, apparently referring to his prosthetic leg.
As officers frisked Callahan, he became combative, yelling that officers touched his genitals. He then swears at officers several times, calling one officer a pedophile.
While at the jail, police say Callahan initially refused to get out of the cruiser. After he eventually got out, officers escorted him up the steps toward the jail’s entry door.
“As we walked up the steps towards the door, Mr. Callahan swiftly turned his body towards me, straightened his right leg, and then lunged his right knee into my body in a ‘knee strike’ motion which struck me in my left arm,” the officer noted in his report.
It would seem as if a one-legged man can do alright in an ass kicking contest after all.
Perfection of the Week
Brigantine man learns late in life he has the gift of ‘perfect poop’
At 71, Herbie Allen got one of the most unusual compliments of his life when a health care worker told him he has “perfect poop.”
“I love saying that,” Allen said of his healthy digestive microbiome, which is so hearty and helpful to those with gastrointestinal problems he could sell it on a regular basis, he said.
Besides being “perfect,” Allen’s poop also could be lucrative.
“I found out I could make $13,000 to $15,000 a year for my poop,” Allen said. “About $40 a day.”
Usually donors are younger, said Allen, a retired casino host who said he hasn’t had a soda in 40 years and only recently started drinking alcohol. He has never had more than a sip of beer, he said.
Allen said he has been approached to be such a “super donor.”
“The tests came back, and they said, ‘Oh my goodness. He has perfect poop,’” Allen said. “It was like a shock to everybody.”
Allen said he has followed a strict no-sugar or red meat diet for more than 40 years. He eats fish three times a week — particularly salmon — and has taken a regimen of vitamins and other nutritional supplements every day for decades.
“What I want people to know is, I have always been a person who always believed in vitamins,” he said. He said he takes a multivitamin, vitamin C, beet root, omega 3 fish oil, blueberry and garlic pills every day “religiously.”
He eats the same thing most days, including 5 tablespoons of almonds every morning and a shot glass of organic vinegar in a glass of V8 juice, with no sodium, he said.
A perfect ass has perfect poop. What a shock.
WTF? of the Week
Bizarre case of engineer ‘Mr Hands’ who died after having sex with stallion horse
A man died after having sex with a horse on camera at a depraved farm where bestiality was legal.
Aircraft engineer Kenneth Pinyan, 45, was filmed having the sick tryst with a stallion in 2005 which fatally damaged a part of his large intestine and led to acute peritonitis.
James Michael Tait took the disturbing footage of his pal Pinyan, who went by Mr Hands, as part of a twisted group of zoophiles in Enumclaw in the US state of Washington.
With Pinyan dead and Tait only charged with trespassing, the state swiftly outlawed sex with animals.
Pinyan from Seattle died on July 2 2005 after suffering from acute peritonitis, which is an inflammation of the tissue that lines the inner wall of the abdomen, Seattle News reported in 2005.
Authorities traced Pinyan back from the Enumclaw Community Hospital to the farm he had travelled from, using traffic CCTV.
The horrific injury was caused by a stallion he and Tait nicknamed “Big D***”, who perforated Mr Hands’ colon at the 40-acre farm. Investigators found hundreds of hours of videos showing men having sex with horses.
Unbelievably those who [were] interviewed…suggested Mr Hands was just not strong enough to take being penetrated by his horse “Big D***”.
“Hung like a horse” isn’t just an expression, apparently.
