Illegitimate president Joe Biden’s G7 press conference was legitimately bad as he couldn’t distinguish between Syria and Libya. A day later at NATO and Biden turned in another bad performance in which he couldn’t distinguish between consciousness and unconsciousness. While answering a pre-approved softball question, Biden’s brain completely froze up in the latest embarrassment on the world stage. Biden’s message on his European trip is “America’s back” but when were ever like this?
On Monday Biden was in Brussels, Belgium to meet with NATO leaders, including a one-one-one with Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdoğan. Biden scheduled a press conference following the meeting but showed up over 2 hours late. He explained that he was on the phone with “leaders” but Erdoğan managed to give his press conference on time, so Biden was probably napping.
And what did the the hundred or so assembled members of the press get for their patients? Biden spoke incoherently for 10 minutes and then took a few questions, emphasis on “few.” Biden had a list of pre-approved press members and called on exactly 5 of them.
For their part, the obedient liberal media didn’t ask Biden anything about China, Turkey, or NATO. The first 3 questions were about Russian president Vladimir Putin, including this one from CNN:
“Vladimir Putin laughed at the suggestion that you called him a killer, is it still your belief, sir, that he’s a killer?” asked the reporter.
“(laughing) fanser yer firs quesson (more laughing) I’m laughing’ too,” responded Biden.
Somehow, the answer got worse.
“They actually, I uh, well look, I mean, he made clear that uh, uh,” he continued.
Then Biden’s brain completely shut down. He stopped talking and moving, with a blank look on his face for a solid 9 seconds. 9 seconds ain’t much if you’re waiting for your frozen burrito in the microwave, but it is a lifetime if it’s a pause in the middle of an answer.
Either Biden was wearing an earpiece and was waiting for his handlers to give him the answer or his handlers had to reboot his brain because it froze. Either way, this is not the kind of thing that convinces the world that Joe Biden is a strong leader or even in charge.
Eventually, Biden got to the answer that was fed to him and still brain-farted it out:
“The answer is, I believe he’s, in the past, a sensei acknowledge that he was uh were certain things that he would do or did do,” said Biden.
Huh? Oh wait, he clarified this:
“Look, I’m, when I was asked that question on the air, I answered it honestly but it’s not much, I I I o o don don’t think it matters a whole lot,” Biden said.
Really? He called Putin a killer and doesn’t think that matters, prior to their meeting?
In another question from The Washington Post, Biden was asked the loaded question: since Trump and Republicans are liars, why should anyone believe Biden’s promises? Biden once again got stumped and said this:
“We, uh, I guess that old expression that proof of pudding is in eating,” stammered Biden.
“The proof of pudding is in the eating” is an old expression but “proof of pudding is in eating” is not. Also, WTF? Is Biden suggesting we have to eat him to find out if he’s any good? If something smells like shit and looks like shit, chances are, it’s shit. You don’t have to taste it to confirm this.
At home, Biden’s handlers limit his exposure to the public because they know he’s a drooling braindead fool. They’ve tried to control everything on his European Vacation, but it’s impossible to hide the sheer extent of his dementia and cognitive decline. I have a feeling this will be Biden’s last trip and he’s headed back to the basement for cold storage.
