Joe Biden created the current border crisis by inviting 3rd world scumbags in and directing immigration enforcement to stop enforcing immigration laws. The illegitimate president then put illegitimate veep Kamala Harris in charge of cleaning up his mess, but she’s been too busy cackling to get to it. Thankfully the DHS has solved this crisis by cleverly redefining illegal immigrations as “irregular immigration.” Suddenly it doesn’t sound so bad.
Here’s the mutha of all euphemisms, courtesy of the Biden administration:
We are firmly committed to welcoming people in the U.S. with humanity & respect, as well as providing a legal alternative to irregular migration. @SecMayorkas & @SecBlinken joint statement on the Expansion of Access to the Central American Minors Program: https://t.co/LfGDT3WqYf pic.twitter.com/pTLe77oBs3
— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) June 16, 2021
See, they totally fixed Biden’s mess with this clever rebranding. Who could possibly be worried about irregular immigration? It sounds so innocent and minor that it doesn’t event warrant a plan to address it.
Next up, they’ll fix the economy by changing unemployment to “irregular employment” and stop the BLM/Antifa riots by referring to them as “irregular protests.” This is pure brilliance.
I do think we should pay attention to the fact that this “irregular immigration” statement is an actual invitation to 3rd world scumbags to come here. They’re saying, don’t cross our border “irregularly,” come to the door, we’ll let you in.
Of course “irregular” is not a synonym of “illegal” so this plan is not without its flaws. Irregular clothing is apparel that has some kind of flaw in it while illegal clothing would be something like a shirt made out weapons-grade uranium. An irregular verb is an action word that can’t be made in the past tense by adding “d” or “ed” at the end of it, while an illegal verb would be an action word that liberals find offensive like voted for Trump or questioned the election results.
The most fitting example of this however is irregular bowel movements, which means you can’t shit. Illegal bowel movements would be the way Biden has been shitting on this country since he stole the White House with his immigration policies. Constipation is not a synonym of explosive diarrhea.
Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill during a House Homeland Security Committee, Republican Rep. Ralph Norman asked Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas if he thought Biden and Harris should visit the border to see the crisis firsthand:
“Why then would the leaders of this country and the vice president not want to go physically to the border and talk to the Border Patrol agents?” Norman asked.
“I consider that question to be quite unfair and disrespectful,” replied Mayorkas.
So it’s unfair and disrespectful to ask if Kamala Harris, who was put in charge of the border crisis, should actually visit the border to see the crisis she’s been charged with fixing? That’s even more illegal bowel movements from the Biden administration.
“Your comments are just words, and they’re very unfair. I asked you a simple question, and I would like for you to just answer simply. Does it make sense for the leaders of the free world to go in to talk and see what’s going on at the border?” Norman asked again.
“The vice president served as attorney general of a border state, California, and she is quite familiar with the situation on the border,” said Mayorkas.
State AG’s don’t enforce or prosecute federal immigration law and California actually openly defies it.
Finally, check this irregular bowel movement out:
“How about stopping them from coming in the first place? How about knowing who is coming in the country. Is that not commonsense?” Norman asked.
“It is a multi-pronged effort,” said Mayorkas.
All of this is is just a really long way of telling you something you already knew: The irregular president of the United States and the irregular vice president have no intention of doing anything about the irregular immigration they have irregularly encouraged.
