Joe Biden often says we have to put aside our differences and rally around those things that unite us as human beings. As it turns out, Joe and the Taliban have a lot more in common than you’d think. Both of these illegitimate rulers have a fondness for ice cream. Perhaps that’s why Biden let the Taliban take over Afghanistan in a little over a week, they are ideological soul mates.
After 20 years of living in caves, the Taliban finally got a taste of big city life when they took control of Afghanistan’s capitol, Kabul. First on the agenda: get something to snack on:
#Taliban eat ice-cream #Kabul #Afghanistan . pic.twitter.com/du5g9QRZIx
— Abdulhaq Omeri (@AbdulhaqOmeri) August 17, 2021
If it wasn’t for the beards and towels, that could be Joe Biden enjoying a scoop:
And they have even more in common. The Taliban discovered gym equipment in the presidential palace they took over:
عناصر “#طالبان” يمارسون الرياضة في قاعة جيم بالقصر الرئاسي في #كابل pic.twitter.com/A2ZraOqHtm
— Mulhak ملحق 🇱🇧 (@Mulhak) August 16, 2021
Joe likes to work out too:
Plus Joe is always talking about taking people behind the gym to beat the shit out of them, something the Taliban can relate to:
DEVELOPING: Reports emerge of Taliban fighters beating women and children at a checkpoint in Kabul.
Taliban officials deny their fighters have been involved in this sort of violence, blaming the injuries on men impersonating the Taliban. https://t.co/cbc0tgbI8V
— NBC News (@NBCNews) August 18, 2021
The similarities don’t end there. The Taliban enjoys scaring people by pointing deadly weapons at them:
Taliban soldiers detaining people in the streets of Kabul. It gets worse by the hour. pic.twitter.com/NdROrkhWYk
— Roh Yakobi (@Roh_Yakobi) August 17, 2021
Pointing an RPG at someone is just a Jihadi twist on Biden scaring off burglars with a shotgun:
The Taliban are into blackface…
…just like Joe endorsing Virginia’s moonwalking governor, Ralph “Coonman” Northam:
And finally, the Taliban have a fondness for inappropriate behavior with children…
…same as Joe “Hairy Legs” Biden:
Joe and the Taliban are two peas in the same batshit crazy pod.
When Biden chose Kamala Harris as his running mate, he said he wanted somebody he was “simpatico” with. He has definitely also found that in the Taliban.
While the stupid media is focused on the Taliban’s brutality and Biden’s mishandling of Afghanistan, they should be celebrating those things that unite us as humans like Joe does.
