Two explosions near the Kabul airport in Afghanistan killed 12 U.S. service members on Thursday. Nearly 8 hours after it happened, illegitimate president Joe Biden woke up from his nap and gave an absolutely shitty response. Actually, it looked like he was still napping. He did however attempt to shift the focus from the loss of life he caused by hoping people would sympathize that his lawyer son died of brain cancer.
Biden gave a sleepy eulogy to the U.S. soldiers killed, though he couldn’t remember how many of them perished. He then tried to make it all about him and his dead son Beau:
“Being the father of an Army Major who served a year in Iraq and before that in Kosovo, he was a U.S. attorney for the better part of six months in the middle of a war,” said Biden.
Here’s a fun fact: Beau Biden was an Army lawyer who never saw combat once and when he was in Kosovo, the war was long over. Plus, he wasn’t in the military when he was in post-war Kosovo. Biden is lying.
“When he came home after a year in Iraq, was diagnosed like many many coming home with an aggressive lethal cancer of the brain. We lost,” Biden said.
I have been unable to find any information on civilians returning from Kosovo who were diagnosed with aggressive lethal brain cancer like Biden claims. There certainly were not “many many” like Joe says.
Biden wants you to think that his bungling of Afghanistan, that is directly responsible for killing 12 U.S. soldiers, is okay, because his rich privileged lawyer son died of a non-combat related brain cancer. What an asshole.
“We have some sense, like many of you, what these families are feeling today,” Biden added.
No he doesn’t. Beau was diagnosed with brain cancer in 2001 after returning from Kosovo, not Iraq, and died 14 years later in 2015. Biden got to spend plenty of time with Beau and had the opportunity to say goodbye. The families of the 12 U.S. service members who died today didn’t have that luxury.
After a while, Biden stopped reminiscing about his dead son and addressed the actual situation.
“To those who carried out this attack, as well as anyone who wishes America harm, know this: we will not forgive, we will not forget. We will hunt you down and make you pay,” said Biden meekly.
This tough-guy routine would be more effective if Biden wasn’t so feeble and pathetic.
Also, while we’re on the subject, how is Biden going to hunt these terrorists down and make them pay when he’s pulling all troops out of Afghanistan? This is an empty threat to go along with Biden’s empty head.
“Every day when I talk to our commanders, I asked them what they need, what more do they need if anything to get the job done,” said Biden.
I wonder how many of them replied: “How about a new Commander-in-Cheif?”
Biden then called for a moment of silence. He bowed his head and then rubbed his hand on his pants several times like maybe he was symbolically trying to wipe the blood off or perhaps he did it show everyone he wasn’t asleep.
All told, Biden talked for around 10 minutes and almost none of that time was dedicated to the soldiers who died or the response the Biden administration would take in retribution.
Amazingly, Biden took questions from reporters, but it was still very Bidenesque:
“Ladies and gentlemen, they gave me a list here. The first person I was instructed to call on is Kelly O’Donnell of NBC,” said Biden reading his notes.
Wait. Someone instructs Biden on what to do? I thought he was supposed to be in charge. Actually I’m kidding. I’ve never gotten the impression that Biden s in charge of anything, including his own facilities, mental and physical.
The questions were scripted and Biden read his answers off of notes and the teleprompter. And just in case you think these were real questions from real journalists, this is how the AP guy started his inquiry:
“Thank you, Mr. president. You have spoken powerfully again about your own son.”
I couldn’t see if the AP report had some Biden gravy on his chin because he was unfortunately wearing a mask.
Joe Biden is putting on a clinic of what failed leadership looks like. His gross incompetence cause the crisis in Afghanistan that resulted in the loss of American lives. He refuses to take responsibility for any of it and has no plan to fix it. He’s weak and our enemies know it. There will be more death and destruction before this is all said and done.
