D-list actress Alyssa Milano has largely taken Joe Biden’s White House occupancy off from crying that the world is coming to an end, but she finally found something the bitch about. The new Texas abortion law has taken her and all liberal celebrities back to the good old days of alarmism and hysteria. In an utter failure of an argument, Milano tried to take down the abortion law by complaining that she can own more guns than dildos in Texas.
Alyssa Milano started with a flawed premise:
Let’s stop calling it an anti-abortion law and call it what it really is—#ForcedPregnancy
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) September 3, 2021
And this is what Milano thinks is a compelling argument to kill unborn babies as a matter of convenience:
Just a reminder, there’s a law in Texas that prohibits a woman from owning more than 6 dildos.
But you can own as many guns as you want.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) September 2, 2021
Plus she made this video that she has posted several times, retweeted, and pinned on her timeline:
Friendly reminder. pic.twitter.com/dCatKNt1Gy
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) September 3, 2021
Milano is attacking the Texas abortion law by trying to paint the state as such a backwards place where people can own more guns than dildos. The first question is, why does Milano need more than 6 dildos? Seriously, doesn’t she have a husband or a pool boy for these things? Liberals often ask the question of why gun owners need multiple firearms so it’s fair to ask Milano why she needs an arsenal of sex toys to get off.
Milano is also attempting to equate gun ownership rights with dildo ownership rights, which is ludicrous. I’m sorry, which Constitutional amendment protects the right to keep and bear dildos, vibrators, and butt plugs? I know it’s definitely not the 2nd Amendment because that’s the one that protects the right of the people to keep and bear arms.
Liberals love to compare gun ownership rights to things that are privileges like driving but Milano has cranked the false equivalency up to 11 with this guns/dildos nonsense.
The fact of the matter is, nobody has to pass a background check to buy a dildo. Convicted felons aren’t banned from owning dildos. Anyone can bring a dildo on a plane or into a school. There are no age restrictions on dildo ownership.
And, prepare to be shocked, Milano is lying that people can only own 6 dildos in Texas. In 1973, Texas passed an obscenity statute that sort of outlawed sex toys, but the wording of the law indicated that it was a ban on performing in public with these devices. Nobody has ever been prosecuted under this statute and in 2008 a federal judge ruled the law was “facially unconstitutional and unenforceable.”
The law is technically on the books but is not applied. Milano can own as many dildos as she needs to satisfy her insatiable desires in Texas. Also, she doesn’t live in Texas so maybe she should shut the f*ck up.
