Biden Claims His $3.5 Trillion ‘Build Back Better’ Agenda Won’t Cost A Cent

Joe Biden sucks at math but he’s taking that suckitude to dizzying new heights. The illegitimate president claims that his $3.5 trillion “Build Back Better” bill won’t cost a thing. He must be using common core math because something that costs $3.5 trillion obviously costs $3.5 trillion. Actually, it will cost way more than that because it will kill America jobs and raise inflation, but still, come on, man.

Of all the dumb things to come from Joe Biden, this is the most idiotic:

And here’s White Hosue press secretary Jen Psaki saying the same thing:

Neither Biden or Psaki would explain how $3.5 trillion in new spending doesn’t cost a thing but they don’t have to because the liberal media will take them at their word.

Democrats are attempting to pass this behemoth spending package this week, in addition to a $1.5 trillion “bipartisan infrastructure” bill. That makes $5 trillion they want to set on fire and flush down the toilet, which would be a record for unnecessary waste.

Democrats released the wording for Build Back Better Act and it’s insane what they want to spend our money on:

There is $79 billion for the IRS so they can audit more American taxpayers, which democrats claim will help pay for this bill. The chances that the IRS will find and collect $79 billion and just break even are very remote but the chances that millions of low and middle income Americans will be financially ruined are quite high.

$12 billion goes for “electric cars.” The bill doesn’t really specify what that means. Are they giving electric cars to people? My guess is not. I suspect this $12 billion is to force people to buy electric cars they can’t afford by banning gas powered vehicles.

There’s $7.5 billion for random global warming stuff. Again, not real specific on the details other than they are putting this much aside to fight make-believe climate change.

Additionally, there’s $5 billion for “climate justice block grants.” I don’t know what that means, but “disadvantaged communities” would be getting a shitload of climate justice if this bill passes.

$4 billion is earmarked for “distance learning.” Presumably, that’s what kids have been suffering through during the COVID-19 pandemic. It’s didn’t require new government spending last year so why does it now cost $4 billion? Also, I thought getting kids back in school was Biden’s priority.

There’s a $3 billion allotment for “tree equity.” If you don’t know what that is, basically liberals claim that minority communities don’t have as many trees as white neighborhoods, which causes people of color to suffer from a lack of shade. This is $3 billion to plant trees in shitty areas.

The government gets $1 billion to upgrade their structures into “high-performance green buildings.” You could give the government a gazillion dollars and they couldn’t turn anything into a high performance something.

And there’s a cool $25 million for bias training so white people know how racist they are.

Lastly, and the bill doesn’t state how much it will cost, there’s free community college for illegal aliens. It’s actually “free” community college for everyone, but the bill is real specific that it includes illegal aliens.

Here’s the thing, the non-partisan Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget said the actual cost of Biden’s $3.5 trillion Build Back Better Act is $5.5 trillion.

If passed, this bill isn’t going to help anyone besides democrats’ cronies and for the same amount of money, they could send every single person in America a check for $16,666. I don’t think they should do either, but if they’re going to blow our money, blow it on us.