I’m not sure what part of “get woke, go broke” people don’t understand but they continue to ruin things in the name of social justice stupidity. Superman is now bisexual and he’s abandoning his motto of standing for the American way. DC Comics is about to find out that they don’t have much of a gay America-hating audience.
First CNN reports that Superman’s flying powers may be related to him being a little light in the loafers:
Superman’s done a lot since he first appeared in comic books 80 years ago, almost. He’s saved the world more than a few times. He’s died and come back to life. He dodged punches from Muhammad Ali and even faced off against White supremacists.
Until this year, though, every comic iteration of Superman has been besotted with longtime love Lois Lane. But in an upcoming issue of a new “Superman” series, the Man of Steel enters into a queer relationship.
The fifth issue of the DC comic series “Superman: Son of Kal-El” will confirm that the new Superman — Jon Kent, child of Clark Kent and Lane — is bisexual after falling for Jay Nakamura, a male reporter, DC announced this week.
The “Superman: Son of Kal-El” series follows Kent as he becomes Earth’s new Superman and grapples with the immense weight of his new gig. Nakamura, a bespectacled writer with a bubble-gum pink mop, first appeared in the series’ third issue as a shoulder for Kent to lean on when the business of being Superman gets too rough.
Doesn’t that just make Superman gay? This is Superman’s son, who is Earth’s new Superman, and all he does is get busy with another dude. That’s called being gay.
Also, and f*ck DC for making me think of this, Superman most likely has super sex powers so why would he chose a girly Asian guy as his gay lover instead of someone who packs more artillery? Go watch some Japanese porn and tell me I’m wrong.
Next, Fox News reports that Superman thinks America can suck it:
For decades, the iconic comic-book character Superman has stood for “truth, justice and the American way.” But apparently those days are over.
DC Comics, the longtime publisher of Superman comics, now says the Man of Steel stands for “truth, justice … and a better tomorrow,” according to a report.
The change reflects a broader, more global vision for the world of Superman, Jim Lee, DC’s chief creative officer and publisher, said Saturday during the company’s virtual DC FanDome event…
“To better reflect the storylines that we are telling across DC and to honor Superman’s incredible legacy over 80 years of building a better world, Superman’s motto is evolving Superman has long been a symbol of hope who inspires people, and it is that optimism and hope that powers him forward with this new mission statement,” said Lee.
His new mission statement is lots and lots of hardcore man-on-man ass-play and that ain’t a better tomorrow at all.
The geniuses at DC figured since Superman is now mining for brown Kryptonite he no longer believes in America values. Perhaps when he goes the way of the Gay Bruce doll and the Village People, they’ll figure how dumb it is to make everything unnecessarily woke.
