The Biden administration doesn’t know how to do anything right so it’s no surprise that they suck at partying too. In what was supposed to be a Halloween costume day, White House staffers dressed up like Joe Biden, kind of of. If they hadn’t said they were dressed as Joe, you would have never in a million years guessed it.
Here’s something that supposed to make you forget about all of Biden’s failures and crises because, look at how much fun the White House staff has. This is a video from the White House Office of Digital Strategy, proving that the Biden administration literally has no strategy for anything:
They said it was costume day at the White House, and the Office of Digital Strategy understood the assignment pic.twitter.com/749TjctKKo
— Rob Flaherty (@RFlaherty46) October 29, 2021
This is so weak they can’t even call it Halloween, but rather “custome day.” That must be the woke way to say it as to not offend BIPOCs, LGBTQers, and APIs.
As for those being customs, they ain’t. Not that wearing generic casual clothing is a costume, but none of these staffers even wore the same stuff Biden had on in the pictures they were trying to recreate. This is attempting lameness with the least amount of effort possible, which is a pretty good summary of Joe Biden’s entire political career.
Joe Biden is not a great Halloween costume to begin with, but if you’re going to do it, do it right: You need a head of failing hair plugs, some ill-fitting dentures, and that 1000-yard Alzheimer’s stare. Wearing a similar shirt to Joe just doesn’t cut it.
The other truly pathetic thing here is these staffers were trying to recreate what they think are iconic photographs of Joe Biden. Nobody remembers those pics, but here are few that people can’t forget:
Joe checking his watch while the bodies of 13 services members he killed are brought back home:
Eating shit on the stairs to Air Force One:
Sucking on Dr. Jill’s finger:
Believing in science:
Hanging out with the Exalted Cyclops of the KKK:
Having a stroke:
And creeping:
The key to a successful impersonation is to capture the essence of the subject. Joe Biden is a senile pervert with serious mental and physical health problems. That’s the starting point of any Joe Biden costume.
While the White House staff failed miserably in dressing up as their boss, they did manage to imitate his biggest feature: his sheer incompetence. This attempt to look like Joe Biden was a failure just like everything he’s ever done. I doubt that’s what they were going for, but I believe in giving credit where credit is due.
Halloween is one of the hardest things to f*ck up, and yet here is the Biden administration doing just that. That does not come from a place of competency.
