Leftists tried to float a conspiracy theory that Republican Ted Cruz is the infamous Zodiac Killer and since he’s not an uptight liberal douche who actually has a sense of humor, he’s embraced it. While Cruz may not be the Zodiac, he has been racking up quite the body count lately. The Texas Senator has claimed multiple victims on Twitter, ranging from Hillary Clinton to Pete Buttigieg.
Earlier this year, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said that roads and bridges are racist and that it was his top priority to fix them. He then promptly went on maternity leave but upon his return, the liberal media gave him an assist on this ridiculous notion:
Reporter @AprilDRyan to @PeteButtigieg: “Can you give us the construct of how you will deconstruct the racism that was built into the roadways? … Can you talk to us about how that could be deconstructed?” pic.twitter.com/FXXEq5tuQL
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 8, 2021
And in walked the Zodiac Killer:
The roads are racist.
We must get rid of roads. https://t.co/nde3mJHn37
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 8, 2021
Cruz actually did a double-tap on Buttigieg:
You see, we Hispanics are very, very tall, and we need rich, woke Dems to raise the bridges for us.
Without Pete’s condescending help, there’s no way we can get to the beach…. https://t.co/3B5j9UvvGV
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 8, 2021
That might actually be a double homicide on Buttigeig and April Ryan. No doubt their bodies are buried in a shallow grave alongside one of our many racist roads.
Next, Cruz had an issue with the Biden administration teaming up with Sesame Street to brainwash children:
Government propaganda…for your 5 year old! https://t.co/lKUlomnpq1
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 6, 2021
Which prompted several more slayings. First up was the Anti-Trump RINO group, The Lincoln Project, which was rocked by a gay sexual predation scandal by one of their founding members:
“If Ted Cruz had kids that age, the chances that they would be unvaccinated are exactly zero. Zero. So, this is another moment of just abject stupidity of a United States senator.” — @SteveSchmidtSES on @DeadlineWH pic.twitter.com/SLhW2hRzIK
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) November 9, 2021
And the killer took aim:
The pedophiles at @ProjectLincoln need to stop talking about my children. https://t.co/AJVq7dhGHG
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 9, 2021
Then he spotted weeping Hollywood D-lister Alyssa Milano…
I didn’t have @tedcruz trolling Big Bird on my 2021 bingo card.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) November 8, 2021
…who was quickly put out of her misery:
I didn’t have @JoeBiden enlisting muppets in his crusade to force everyone to get vaccinated on my bingo card either.
The government should NOT force children to take the Covid vaccine. That should be a CHOICE for parents to make.@Alyssa_Milano https://t.co/712inu8Mey
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 9, 2021
Those were low-value targets but suddenly some big game appeared:
It’s a bird that teaches children things.
Like how to stay healthy.
That’s it. pic.twitter.com/0w0UCcCwDL
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) November 9, 2021
And the most brutal takedown of the day:
Captured in the wild, rare image of Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch… https://t.co/DfPZfApyaX
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 9, 2021
Damn. I might be dead too because that was f*cking funny.
Nobody has a bigger body count than Hillary Clinton so for Ted Cruz to waste her like that is quite the accomplishment.
