This week liberals informed us that a white kid killing other white people in self-defense is racism. Here’s some other WTF? that’s too stupid for words:
Headline of the Week
The crusade against persons or group engaging in LGBTQI activities and commercial sex workers have taken a different dimension in Tamale in the Northern Region, as they prepare to crack the whip.
The group, Al-Mukhalisun Muslim Society are of the firm view that, it will be clueless on their part to look unconcern for activities such as the LGBTQI and commercial sex trade to take a centre stage in the Tamale Metropolis and Northern Region at large.
Addressing Journalists yesterday Wednesday, convener of the group, Ustaz Daana Gurundoo said they have plot measures to curb both activities in Tamale and its adjoining communities.
According to him, the group is going to use the might of oral words and spiritual to arrest the fast rising canker in the metropolis.
He therefore warned persons who are engaged in those acts to repent or face their wrath.
“This morning we are here because of the doom that is about to happen, the cause of the doom is the LGBTQI and prostitution, all this are nonsense, so we are to fight it by our strength and power, we are not going to stop until the result is achieved, we are also praying hard for God to destroy them,” he stated.
He added, “am sending this alert to the ‘ashawos’ in Tamale to leave because we are preparing, Al-Mukhalisun is ready to fight, we are not going to fight them with cutlass or gun, Islam means peace so we will fight them with our strength, money and words, why should you leave Nigeria and come here and do Ashawo”.
Ustaz Daana further tasked Ghana’s Parliament to pass the LGBTQI bill to prevent unforeseen clashes in the country, “If Parliament fails to pass the bill and go about doing their own things, we will know how to handle it here in Tamale, men anus can be fuck somewhere in the country, but not in Tamale here”.
Is that where the term “hot tamale” comes from?
Oh Deer of the Week
B&M shocks shopper by putting graphic male genitalia on Christmas deer decoration
B&M shoppers were left shocked after discovering a Christmas reindeer decoration with male genitalia.
An image of the underneath of a reindeer decoration went viral when it was posted on Facebook and Reddit after one shopper made the unexpected discovery.
According to Tyla, the white reindeer in question is standing up with what appears to be a fox, owl, squirrel and rabbit cuddled up on its back, and retails for £10.
When the shopper failed to find a tag on the Christmas ornament, they flipped it over in search of the price and was stunned to find out just how detailed the reindeer decoration was.
The picture was recently posted to Reddit alongside text that read: “B&M keeping it classy with their Christmas decs.”
If you are outraged by a plastic deer dick, the democratic party has a position for you.
Hot Yoga of the Week
Yoga instructor chops off private parts of male friend
A 35-year-old woman a practising yoga teacher allegedly chopped off the genitals of her 28-year-old friend, who too is a yoga teacher.
The matter came to light on Thursday evening when the man got discharged from the hospital and lodged a case at the Bhankrota police station area of Jaipur.
According to police, the woman and the man have been in touch for a long time and both were practising yoga teachers. “On November 16, the woman asked the man to bring some vegetables and milk and invited him for dinner. When the man was returning home, the woman asked if she could accompany him. After returning home, the man complained of nausea post dinner. When he got up at night, he found his genitals chopped-off and the woman disappeared,” said a senior official.
“It appears that the victim was drugged during dinner,” the official added.
The woman while talking to him over the phone, asked for forgiveness for all that happened and later the woman took the victim to the hospital. “He was at SMS hospital. After getting discharged, he has lodged a case.
Sadly, that was the last discharge he will ever have.
S*** of the Week
Drunk perv grabbed paramedic’s breasts and said ‘you’re mine’ then punched her
A drunken pervert could be jailed after grabbing a paramedic’s breasts and telling “you’re mine” and punching her while she treated him in an ambulance.
Michael Scobbie had been found lying intoxicated in the street in Buchlyvie, west Stirlingshire, and was picked up by a mercy crew before assaulting the unnamed medic.
The 32-year-old gamekeeper told the ambulance worker, 36, “I’m going to s*** you – you’re mine”, reports the Daily Record.
Stirling Sheriff Court heard that during the 25-mile journey to the Forth Valley Royal Hospital at Larbert, near Falkirk, Scobbie shouted, swore and uttered threats.
He repeatedly grabbed the paramedic’s breasts through her uniform and punched her on the head.
Scobbie also pulled her on top of him and put his hand inside her underwear to try and “digitally penetrate” her while making sexual remarks.
Scobbie pleaded guilty to assaulting the paramedic, contrary to the 2005 Emergency Workers (Scotland) Act, and using threatening and abusive behaviour.
In addition, Sheriff Keith O’Mahony convicted him after summary trial of sexually assaulting her – which Scobbie had denied.
What does “I’m going to s*** you” mean and what does the dog have to do with this?
Trash of the Week
Cops bust man wanted for murdering his dad, leaving corpse on street
A son wanted for fatally stabbing his father 46 times and then leaving the corpse in a plastic bag on a Brooklyn street has been arrested in Louisiana, police said.
Joseph Adams, 26, was arrested in Gretna and brought back to the Big Apple in connection to the gruesome Oct. 16 stabbing slaying of 49-year-old Christopher Adams in Cypress Hills, police said Friday.
The victim was found dead on at about 12:35 p.m. near Van Sinderen and Herkimer streets — his body left on the sidewalk in a black bag, police said.
Joseph Adams was collared after an eagle-eyed Louisiana officer pulled over the suspect’s car in Gretna and determined he was wanted by the NYPD, cops said.
Joseph Adams is charged with murder, concealment of a human corpse, tampering with physical evidence and criminal possession of a weapon, cops said.
It’s a damn shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good black man like that.
Delivery of the Week
DoorDash driver poops in lobby of California apartments. ‘I literally threw up’
When Lisa Stanley, who manages a California apartment complex, checked her security cameras after a tenant found feces in the lobby, she was flabbergasted.
A DoorDash driver could be seen pulling up her dress and pooping on a lobby trash can after making a delivery to the Brentwood complex Friday, Nov. 12, Stanley told KNBC.
“This girl purposely got out of the elevator, saw the trash can there, didn’t even try to get on top of it in the hole,” Stanley told KABC. “I can’t ever unsee what I saw in that tape.”
The woman, who also left a trail of feces to the door, did not even try to clean up the mess, Stanley told KNBC.
The security footage stunned her. “I checked that video and I literally threw up, I was so sick,” Stanley told KCBS. “There is no scenario in the world for what I saw to happen.”
“This is a health issue,” Stanley told KTTV. “You have a human being who’s taking a poop in the middle of her job in a lobby of an apartment building and then resuming her job, which is delivering and touching food.”
In a statement, DoorDash said the driver had been removed from its service, according to the station. The company said it will pay for cleaning the lobby and cooperate with any police investigation.
Now that’s what I call a pu pu platter.
Sniffer of the Week
Man fined for repeat offence of urinating on woman’s shoe
A freelance undertaker who was previously fined for masturbating and urinating in women’s shoes was fined again on Tuesday (Nov 16) for urinating on another woman’s shoe.
Low Yan Long, 36, was fined S$3,200 after pleading guilty to one count of committing an obscene act in public and another count of not wearing his face mask properly under Covid-19 rules.
In 2019, he was handed a S$5,000 fine for two offences of committing obscene acts in public. Another two such charges were taken into consideration during sentencing then.
Low had said then that he would get sexually aroused when he saw and smelled women’s shoes, as he would imagine beautiful women wearing them.
On Aug 3 this year, Low repeated the offence at a housing estate where he was providing funeral services.
Deputy Public Prosecutor (DPP) Melissa Heng told the court that as he was leaving the area, he felt a sudden urge to urinate.
With his mask pulled down to his chin, he went up to the ninth floor where he saw shoes placed on a rack outside a flat.
Low picked up a pink-coloured shoe and sniffed it. He urinated on it before placing it back onto the shoe rack.
His acts were recorded by a motion-activated camera installed on the apartment’s door.
The woman who owned the shoe and her husband later found “some wet patches and white spots” on the shoe, DPP Heng said. They later reported the case to the police.
Low has compensated the woman S$44.29 for the cost of replacing the shoe.
Did we just find Asian Joe Biden?
Free Willy of the Week
Telling agents he “did not have to stop” because “it’s a free country,” a 44-year-old Minneapolis man is charged with threatening TSA workers at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. The charges state that he also swung a stanchion line post before throwing it at agents, taking his clothes off and masturbating.
The Hennepin County Attorney’s Office has filed a complaint against Frank Towers. Investigators say the incident happened at the skyway checkpoint early last Friday morning.
Towers allegedly told one TSA employee that he was going to “kill” them. Officers gave him commands to stop and move away from the checkpoint, which he did not abide.
The charges state that’s when Towers was Tasered. He then swung his arms above his head in an attempt to hit an officer. Backup officers handcuffed Towers and took him into custody while he continued to fight with them.
Surveillance video footage showed Towers punching and headbutting TV screens at the airport, taking his clothes off and masturbating. This happened about an hour before the incident at the checkpoint.
Freedom has its limitations.
Ruff Sex of the Week
Florida man caught ‘humping’ dog attacked owner when confronted, officials say
A Milton man has been arrested after a fight that allegedly started when the man was caught “humping” someone’s dog, according to the arrest report.
John Miller, 33, is charged with domestic violence-battery, domestic violence-aggravated assault, and criminal mischief.
Miller was caught “humping” a dog and when the owner confronted him, he said Miller attacked him, punching him in the head and upper body leaving red marks and cuts, according to the Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office.
The victim said Miller destroyed items in the house and the garage door. He said Miller also grabbed a knife threatening to kill him, leaving him in fear of his and his mother’s life.
Why is “humping” in quotation marks?
Drinker of the Week
Cantonment Man Was Allegedly Drunk While Firing Sawed-off Shotgun In Neighborhood
A Cantonment man was allegedly under the influence while firing a sawed-off shotgun in a local neighborhood.
Christopher Daniel Dailey, 30, was charged with use of a firearm while under the influence of alcohol and possession of a short barreled shotgun. He was released on a $5,500 bond.
The Escambia County Sheriff’s Office arrived to find Dailey standing on a neighbor’s porch on Well Line Road.
“I could smell the odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from his person and slurred speech,” a deputy wrote in his report. Dailey told deputies he had consumed eight tall boy beers and two liquor drinks.
Dailey stated that he had discharged a shotgun at two aggressive pit bulls in his yard. A spent shell casing was found in the backyard.
Deputies located a Savage Arms Stevens Model 940E 12-gauge shotgun on Dailey’s refrigerator and an unspent shotgun shell on the kitchen counter, the report states. The barrel of the shotgun was 14.5 inches, less than the legal 18 inches.
Allegedly drunk? The mugshot says otherwise.
Swashbuckler of the Week
Sex offender named Pirate with tattooed face burned disabled woman with cigarettes
A tattooed sex offender who is legally named Pirate burned a disabled woman with cigarettes after meeting her on a dating app.
Pirate, who used to be called Daniel Selovich, spent the night with the woman in Idaho, US after she agreed to let him stay.
During the night, the woman was assaulted with multiple burns to her body and a large scratch on her back.
According to court documents, the victim also reported that Pirate stuck his foot in her mouth.
The disabled woman originally did not want to press charges but later changed her mind and told how Pirate first came to see her on November 7.
She agreed to let him stay a few days and when they went to the bedroom, he bit her lip and neck so hard it caused her to cry.
Pirate also forced her mouth open to put cigarette ash in her mouth and took photos of it.
When police spoke to the victim, she told them Pirate had been searching for himself online to see if he had any warrants out for his arrest in the State of Utah.
This prompted the officers to get in touch with the Salt Lake City Police Department and uncovered more of Pirate’s crimes.
According to a Salt Lake Police report, Pirate had assaulted a woman multiple times in a motel room in Utah on November 6, just days before he met the disabled woman.
The victim, who was reportedly an ex-girlfriend, was allegedly head-butted several times, kicked in the shins and had her abdomen knelt on by Pirate and required hospital treatment.
However, the woman did not want to press charges against him.
Officers looked through into the history of Pirate and found out he was already a registered sex offender.
He has a history of assaults on women in states of Nevada, Missouri and California and has served time in jail for some of his crimes.
Head-butt pirate?
STD of the Week
Girl, 11, catches gonorrhoea after swimming in thermal pool in Italian holiday horror
An 11-year-old girl caught gonorrhoea from swimming in a volcanic thermal pool on holiday.
She and her family from Austria had taken a dip at Specchio di Venere on the Italian island of Pantelleria which doctors say was a breeding ground for the infection.
A couple of days after the dip in the warm and stagnant water, the 11-year-old started feeling a painful burning sensation commonly associated with gonorrhoea.
According to a new study published in the Journal of Medical Case Reports, shallow pools close to body temperature are isotonic, slightly acidic from CO2bubbles, and contain organic particles.
Together the water potentially supports survival of gonococcus bacteria that causes gonorrhoea
To treat the burning pains, the girl was given an over-the-counter anti-fungal cream which she used for the rest of the holiday, but alarm bells rang when the problem persisted once home.
Over two weeks since the thermal pool dip, her parents took her to see a doctor in Austria where a swab test revealed she had caught the disease.
Yet her parents and sister escaped the pool without gonorrhoea leaving the girl forced to insist she had not had sex.
Followup exams with the family and “no evidence” of sexual intercourse led doctors to conclude that the girl picked up the infection at Pantelleria of the coast of Sicily…
The girl has now fully recovered from the scare thanks to standard antibiotic treatment for the typically sexually transmitted disease.
Never use the pool after Bill Clinton.
Double-Standard of the Week
Police Collar Trespass Suspect Doused In Paint
Meet Keeta Neville.
The Virginian, 34, was arrested earlier this month after cops responded to a report of a “disorderly trespasser” at a Norfolk property.
Neville, who had an outstanding arrest warrant, was busted for disorderly conduct and “five counts of assault on law enforcement that occurred during her arrest,” according to a police spokesperson.
When Neville was collared on November 6, she had “a paint like substance on her,” cops say. The source of the paint–which is similar to Benjamin Moore’s Windsor Cream–is a mystery.
Neville, who is locked up without bond, is next due in court on December 1. Her rap sheet includes arrests for disorderly conduct, larceny, indecent exposure, contempt, trespassing, and purchasing alcohol for a minor.
And yet blackface is considered racist.
WTF? of the Week
Fayetteville man accused of impregnating, trying to run over 13-year-old girl
Police are investigating 26-year-old Eduardo Rubio, who is accused of sexually abusing a 13-year-old girl for years and impregnating her. He’s also accused of seriously injuring her last week in Fayetteville.
The girl’s mother told WRAL News that she had a relationship with Rubio, but that she had no idea her daughter was being abused. The mother said she and Rubio were in a relationship for four years, and since his arrest, she has fully cooperated with police in the investigation.
She said she is also pregnant by the same man who allegedly impregnated her daughter.
Court documents said the 13-year-old got into a fight with Rubio last Friday morning.
She told authorities that she was choked into unconsciousness several times, and Rubio then tried to run her over while she was unconscious, according to court documents.
Someone later found her and called 911.
During a medical exam, the girl said she had been sexually assaulted by Rubio for years. She was then taken to a hospital for injuries to her neck, shoulders, arms and knees.
The girl is 4½ months pregnant.
Rubio is charged with statutory rape, attempted first-degree murder and attempted murder of an unborn child.
How do you try, but fail, to run over an unconscious person? It’s not hard like parallel parking.
