Thanks to Kyle Rittenhouse’s acquittal, Americans everywhere now know they have a right to self-defense. One little girl at the White House must have been paying attention to the trial because she used karate to fend off a creepy Joe Biden sexual advance. I’m almost certain the liberal media will brand this girl a white supremacist, but to the rest of us, she’s a hero.
We’ve seen hundreds of images and videos of Joe Biden touching little children inappropriately but never one where the child fights back. Joe probably prefers the little ones because they are largely defenseless, but he met his match at the White House turkey pardoning ceremony on Friday:
Joe spotted the little girl in the crowd and stalked over to her like a hyena after a gazelle carcass. As Biden approached, the little girl’s mother instinctively picked her up to protect her from a predator. Biden tried sweet-talking the little girl but she wasn’t having any of it and turned her back on the creepy old guy.
Biden was getting nowhere so he decided it was time to get handsy. He tried to poke the little girl in the face, which is weird as hell BTW, and she quickly brought up her arm, blocking the unwanted touching. It also looks like she got a piece of his face, which makes it funnier.
For those of you unfamiliar with the film The Karate Kid, this is a move straight from Mr. Miyagi. The fictitious karate master taught Danielsan martial through a series of menial tasks. He had him paint the fence, sand the deck and wax the cars.
Mr. Miyagi gave Daniel very explicit instructions on how to wax the car. Put the wax on with one hand in a sweeping motion and then polish the wax with the other hand, also in a  sweeping motion. Eventually, Mr. Miyagi showed Daniel that these sweeping motions were important moves in blocking incoming punches.
This little girl just used “wax on” to thwart a Joe Biden grope and it’s greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Actually, it could have been “sand the deck.” It’s been a while since I’ve seen The Karate Kid. Either way, it’s still awesome. I figured I should put this disclaimer in for when the liberal media “fact-checks” Biden latest little kid creeping.
Of course, the liberal media will never mention how inappropriate Biden is with young children because even fact-checking it, acknowledges it and they can’t have that. Seriously, Joe Biden is a creepy pedophile and the corrupt corporate media completely ignores it.
After Biden got grope-blocked by the little girl, a disappointed Joe had to settle for her mom. Â This is no joke, following the little girl’s karate move, Joe rubbed the mother’s arm a couple of times. What the hell is wrong with this guy? Keep your f*cking hands to yourself.
Biden isn’t the King of the Kreeps for nothing, so as he went, he poked the little girl on the side of her rear end. She should have used Mr. Miyagi’s low block, but I doubt she thought he didn’t get the hint the first time.
