Breaking news: Hillary Clinton is still not over her crushing defeat at the hands of Donald Trump in the 2016 election. Continuing her 5-year long pity party, she has decided to read her victory speech to the public. She was definitely going for sympathy but instead stuck comedy gold.
MasterClass is a streaming platform that features semi-famous people sharing their experiences for who-gives-a-f*ck. Hillary Clinton is teaching a lesson on who-f*cking-knows and will read the speech she expected to give on election night 2016. She shared part of that speech with Today and it was hilariously pathetic:
As you can see, Hillary is pretending to cry while reading this. There are no actual tears, but that’s how disingenuous she is. I wonder if LeBron James will make fun of her like he did with Kyle Rittenhouse.
In the interview before the reading, Hillary informed the Today host that she had not prepared a concession speech for election 2016, which adds to the hilarity. Besides the fact that she’s an awful person, what makes her defeat so awesome is how cocky she was. She was so certain she was going to win that when she lost, it was devastating to her.
In other parts of the speech not in the video, Hillary ups the comedy factor. Here she’s playing up that she is the first woman president, which clearly is not and will never be:
“Today with your children on your shoulders, your neighbors at your side, friends old and new standing as one, you renewed our democracy. And because of the honor you have given me, you have changed its face forever. I’ve met women who were born before women had the right to vote. They’ve been waiting a hundred years for tonight,” said Clinton.
Looks like they’re going to have to wait a little longer. Especially considering that Kamala Harris will be the next woman to run for and lose a presidential election.
“I’ve met little boys and girls who didn’t understand why a woman has never been president before. Now they know, and the world knows, that in America, every boy and every girl can grow up to be whatever they dream — even president of the United States,” Clinton said.
Really? She’s met little boys who complained that there has never been a female POTUS? Also, little boys have had the ability to grow up to be the President of the United States long before Hillary tanked the 2016 election. This is a really bad speech.
“This is a victory for all Americans. Men and women. Boys and girls. Because as our country has proven once again, when there are no ceilings, the sky’s the limit,” said Clinton.
Technically, the democratic party nomination is the limit and the victory for all Americans was Hillary losing.
Hillary reading her victory speech is like a woman still wearing her wedding dress 5 years after getting stood up at the alter. It’s sad if you like her but since nobody does, it’s pathetic and totally deranged.
