As bad as Joe Biden is, Kamala Harris is worse and the White House is pissed at her for sucking so bad. Tensions were definitely high at a Capitol memorial for late Senator Bob Dole when the the illegitimate president totally snubbed the illegitimate vice president. Are the rumors that Biden is looking at replacing Harris true? If this frosty reception is any indication, yes they are.
Here was the scene yesterday at the Capitol:
Kamala Harris entered with her husband Doug Emhoff, who Biden frequently refers to as a girl, and were lead to their seats. Next came Joe and his caretaker Dr. Jill who were also lead to their seats right next to Kammy and Dougy. Joe didn’t look at them, didn’t give a head nod, nothing.
I get it that this was solemn ceremony to honor Bob Dole but this was a serious snubbing.
Then, it got worse. Joe leaned over to Dr. Jill and said something. Moments later, Jill traded places with Joe so he wouldn’t be next to Harris. On top of a serious snubbing, Joe gave Kamaltoe a serious f*ck you.
After another moment, Kamala turned to her husband and said something, undoubtedly related to the cold shoulder she just got from Joe.
The audio doesn’t pick up what was said but, as luck would have it, I’m an expert lip reader. Even when lips are covered by masks.
“Who is this strange black woman next to me?” Joe asked.
“It’s your vice president, Kamala Harris,” replied Jill.
“Come on, man. I’m a Senator from Delaware. No wait, I’m the vice president. Is that Barack? He’s black, right?” Biden inquired.
“Don’t you remember, Joe, you stole the presidential election from Donald Trump? You’re the president now,” Jill said.
“Trump? The guy from Celebrity Apprentice? He was the president and now I’m the president? You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier,” Joe said.
“Yes, you’re the president. Please stop, people are starting to stare,” Jill said.
Moments later:
“Who is that strange black woman next to me? You know they make me uncomfortable and she smells,” said Joe.
“Fine, let’s switch places,” said Jill.
“Badakathcare. Not a joke,” responded Joe as his caretaker switched spots with him.
As you can see, it wasn’t so much a snub as it was Biden not remembering who Kamala Harris is.
As luck would also have it, I was able to read Kamala’s masked-up lips when she reacted to Joe’s senility snub:
“Did you see that shit? First he put me in charge of his border crisis, then he put me in charge of his everything else crisis, and now this,” said Harris.
“It’s okay, Kamala. He’s old and fragile,” replied Doug.
“Why can’t it be that crazy old mother*cker in the casket? I should be the president. I’ve done nothing to earn it, but it’s my time as an empowered woman of color,” Harris said.
“How much longer can he last? He’s a walking corpse. Be patient,” said Doug.
“Yeah, you’re right. It’s really sad about Bob Dole, though,” Harris said laughing her ass off.
I defy anyone to prove my transcript wrong. I welcome all of the liberal media fact-checkers. This is an iron-clad representation of what was said.
Cleary there is tension between Biden and Harris, but the big thing here is that once again, Joe can’t do anything without making it weird. I guess we should be thankful he didn’t open up the casket and sniff Bob Dole’s hair.
