The connections between looking dumb and being dumb are undeniable but we don’t need to see Eric Swalwell’s dead eyes and slack jaw to know he’s an idiot; just read his tweets. Fang Fang’s boy toy though he was laying a sick burn on Republican Jim Jordan but all he did was punch himself in the nuts. It’s no wonder that China targeted Swalwell with a honey pot spy, they knew he was too stupid to see it coming.
Rep. Jim Jordan posted this factually-true tweet highlighting Joe Biden’s lowlights:
In less than a year, we went from:
-Safe cities to crime.
-Secure border to chaos.
-Energy independence to high gas prices.
-Peace in the Middle East to Afghanistan crisis.
-Stable prices to the worst Christmas inflation in decades.
— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) December 24, 2021
Rep. Eric Swalwell couldn’t dispute the disastrous nature of Joe Biden’s occupation of the White House and democrat rule in Congress, so he went with this instead:
LOL to Afghanistan being in the Middle East. https://t.co/Ul91iQgcGw
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) December 24, 2021
Swalwell thinks he totally dunked on Jordan because that’s what witless people believe when they  do and say dumb shit. The thing is, Afghanistan is in the Middle East. Here’s a map available on the Library of Congress website:
Well look at that, the Library of Congress says Afghanistan is a Middle East country.
“Middle East” is not a continent like Europe or Africa, it’s a term American naval strategist Alfred Thayer Mahan coined to describe the area between Arabia and India. Here’s another map to illustrate exactly what countries occupy that area:
As you can see Pakistan is not considered to be in the Middle East because its people are very similar to the people of India. Afghanistan is part of the Middle East because its people are similar to the other people of the Middle East, I believe we call them Middle Easterners.
So the question is, where does Eric Swalwell think Afghanistan is? No, the actual question is, how is someone this dumb on the House Intelligence Committee. Considering he banged a Chinese spy, that second question takes on added importance.
Swalwell swung and missed on this, which is funny, but it’s hilarious because that was the only thing he could come up with to counter Jordan’s tweet. He didn’t dispute that U.S. cites have become festering shitholes under Biden. He didn’t try to argue that the border is in crisis due to Biden’s policies. He didn’t protest the fact that gas prices are high and inflation is the worst in decades because Biden and the democrats don’t know what the hell they are doing.
Most of all he didn’t try to claim that Afghanistan was a win for Biden or that Donald Trump didn’t broker historic Middle East peace deals.
I took a screenshot of Swalwell’s stupid tweet, like I do with everything he posts on Twitter, just in case he realizes it was moronic and deletes it. So far, he’s never taken down one dumb tweet, which tells me his stupidity knows no bounds.
