There’s a new game in town. It’s called ‘Paybacks Are Hell.’ Let us conservative patriots try to enjoy it as long as it lasts.
And this is one game many conservatives can enjoy while ignoring the contestant. Because this first contestant is someone We the People dislike with a passion anyway.
Any of us who may have cared were grateful when Chris Wallace left Fox News. And we may have cared even less that he foolishly chose to join the crumbling CNN under its president Jeff Zucker.
Now, get this, Wallace is reportedly left “irate” about CNN’s unraveling before his new streaming venture has taken shape. However, other than for the sake of Paybacks Are Hell, no one cares, right?
The following from newsmax.com.
“Chris is the type of person who makes it known if he doesn’t like something,” a source told Radar. “He went over there for Zucker and now Zucker is gone.
“Wallace feels that he has been stiffed. [Read: f**ked.] He’s got no staff, no Executive Producer and the guy he gave up a prized gig for has just walked out the door.”
Despite reportedly making between $8-$10 million, Wallace is now “second guessing his decision” after Zucker’s resignation over a consensual relationship with a fellow CNN employee, Allison Gollust.
Note: Many believe this is fabricated rationale for Zucker’s departure and that he was canned due to ratings and what will be CNN’s imminent demise if nothing drastic is accomplished quickly.
“It’s no secret in D.C. that Wallace hates Jake Tapper and despises Sam Feist,” the source continued about two other top CNN figures, the latter the senior vice president.
And, of course, if Wallace harbors such animosity toward these CNNers, we can safely assume the feelings are mutual. No sense disguising our glee when what we really want to do is come right out and say, ‘Wallace f**ked himself.’ Hence his selection as the first guest on the new game Paybacks Are Hell.
“Zucker spun his magic to allay Chris’ concern about the pair, promising that his status as a ‘premiere journalist’ would not be compromised while working out of the D.C. bureau.”
Chris Wallace, 74, the son of Mike Wallace, who unlike Chris was a real journalist, left Fox News in December after 18 years with the network.
“I am honored and delighted to join Jeff Zucker and his great team,” Wallace’s Dec. 12 resignation statement read.
But now Wallace is left with Tapper and Feist.
“It is not often that a news organization gets the opportunity to bring someone of Chris Wallace’s caliber on board,” Zucker had said.
Now, here Wallace is very much not “on board” anything, even the sinking ship of CNN.
How does it feel, Wallace? Paybacks Are Hell, you disrespectful, shameful a**hole.
