Because of his senility, Joe Biden tends to make everything weird. Nobody expected his State of the Union address to be good but I don’t think anyone anticipated how bizarre it turned out. The illegitimate president got confused as to what country Russia just invaded, got confused about what he was talking about, and got confused about proper behavior with women. Okay, maybe this is exactly what we all expected.
Biden started with a rousing speech about the Russian invasion of Ukraine. There was just one problem:
BIDEN: Putin will “never gain the hearts and souls of the *Iranian* people.” pic.twitter.com/22cR8ajLxU
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) March 2, 2022
“Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks but he’ll never gain the hearts of the Iranian people,” said Biden.
Actually, I think Russia and Iran have a friendly relationship.
After Biden botched this, 3 people in the gallery clapped and someone yelled something out, probably to correct him. It got even funnier because it looked like Kamala Harris was fact-checking her boss:
WATCH: Kamala corrects Biden under her breath when Biden refers to “Ukrainians” as “Iranians.” pic.twitter.com/wkXcUpRu53
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) March 2, 2022
When Kamaltoe knows you’re an idiot, you’re an idiot.
Speaking of idiots, the democrat Congressional leadership also went full-tard. Here Chcukles the Clown jumping the gun on his fake enthusiasm:
Perhaps the greatest thing ever… pic.twitter.com/kDyIP0ikYW
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) March 2, 2022
Actually, whatever the f*ck Nancy Pelosi did was the greatest thing ever:
What secret taskmaster was Nancy Pelosi signaling with this hippy hippy shake? pic.twitter.com/sq5gim6aGF
— Nick Gillespie (@nickgillespie) March 2, 2022
It’s weird enough that Pelosi rubbed her fists together while shaking her bony ass, but totally insane that she did it while Biden was talking about U.S. service members getting sick.
And speaking of insane, this is how Biden ended his SOTU:
“Go get him!” Pres. Biden says at the very close of #SOTU remarks. https://t.co/SLfrkxjM7F pic.twitter.com/bD5j7vQhNo
— ABC News (@ABC) March 2, 2022
It might have been less strange if he said “go get ’em” but that ain’t what came out of his mouth. Biden, who normally slurs his speech, clearly enunciated “him.” The question then is, get who? There are many theories floating around about who Biden was telling us to get but I think he was referring to himself. His brain is so far gone that he probably was thinking someone should got get Joe Biden to deliver the SOTU.
Lastly, it wouldn’t be a Biden shitshow without some creeping:
This is not normal. pic.twitter.com/JKRmIVskye
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) March 2, 2022
Sadly, for Joe, this is completely normal. I don’t know who that woman is but she’s hanging around with Kristen Gillibrand so she’s probably a democrat Congresscritter. Whoever she is, Joe just rubbed his forehead against her forehead and that’s creepy no matter how you slice it. Maybe this is part of Biden’s reboot: sniffing is out, head bumps are in.
Maybe the most bizarre thing about Biden’s State of the Union address is that he didn’t actually address the state of the union. He talked mostly about the things he wants to do and didn’t mention the things he’s done. Yes, he’s done nothing but terrible things in his time in office, but he usually spins this stuff positively. His handlers must have figured Biden’s first year was so disastrous it’s best not to bring it up.
In reality however, he told us everything we need to know about the state of the union: this country is run by senile fools and we’re all f*cked.
