Biden Announces ‘The First Lady’s Husband Has COVID’

Joe Biden announced today that the first lady’s husband has COVID-19. Since he’s the first lady’s husband, you’d think he was saying he tested positive for the virus but you’re not accounting for his sheer insanity. The actual person he was talking about may surprise you.

Following Kamala Harris’ “Equal Pay for Women” summit at the fake White House, Joe Biden had a similar estrogen-heavy event at the real White House. He was confused from the beginning as he thanked some people who were in attendance.

“The former governor Jennifer Granholm, the Energy department…She was the former governor of the state of Michigan,” said Biden.

He thought about that for a second.

“Michigan? Wrong. She was a former state, she was a governor,” Biden corrected.

Biden literally couldn’t remember where Granholm was a governor and the weird thing is, he was right, she was the governor of Michigan from 2003-2011. Even when he’s right, he’s wrong but that’s how deep his brain has sunk into dementia.

The forgetfulness got even stranger as Biden pointed out someone missing from the stage.

“There’s been a little change in the arrangement of who’s on the stage because of the first lady’s husband contracting COVID,” said Biden.

Biden kicked off things with his lame “I’m Joe Biden, Jill Biden’s husband” thing so presumably he knows that he’s the first lady’s husband. Seeing as how he wasn’t absent from the stage, you’d think he would have realized the error, but no. Somebody off to the side said something to alert him to the insanity of what he just said and he was still confused.

“That’s right, she’s fine,” said Biden walking over to first lady Jill.

At this point, Joe has said that he had COVID and wasn’t there and then acknowledged his wife as the “first lady’s husband.” Surely things got better from there, right?

“The second lady, the first gentleman,” said Biden.

If you are confused, so is Biden. Apparently Kamala Harris’ husband Doug Emhoff tested positive for COVID-19 and because of that, Harris chose not to attend the event out of caution.

Biden, who frequently misgenders Doug Emhoff first referred to him as “the first lady’s husband” which is the first time he acknowledge him as a man. Then he called Emhoff “the second lady” before finally arriving at “the first gentleman,” which is wrong but at least appropriately gendered.

Doug Emhoff, as husband of the illegitimate vice president of the United States, is the second gentleman. The first gentleman would be the male spouse of a female POTUS.

The craziest part about this is, the crowd kept laughing as Joe demonstrated his brain is dormant. They weren’t laughing at him like he’s a joke but rather with him as if this was some kind of stand-up routine. If democrats actually cared about Joe Biden, how he acts should be very sad to them. He needs help.

For the rest of us, it’s absolutely terrifying that this guy is in charge of our country. We’ve already seen what his lack cognitive ability and gross incompetence can do and he’s still got almost 3 years left. That is if he doesn’t destroy the world before then which is a very real possibility.