I don’t know if this was a weird attempt by Joe Biden to seem relatable or him trying to normalize his crack-smoking prostitute-banging son. Whatever the case, the illegitimate president claims we all know someone with naked pictures of themselves on the Internet. He certainly does but I don’t.
Biden gave a speech to pat himself on the back for reauthorizing the Violence Against Women Act but because Joe is going to be Joe, things got weird:
“We established a civil rights, a new civil rights clause of action for those who’s intimate images for shared on the public screen,” started Biden.
This is Biden attempting to understand the Internet as well as the English language.
“How many times have you heard, I bet everyone knows somebody somewhere along the line that in an intimate relationship, what happened was, the guy takes a revealing picture of his naked friend or whatever in a compromising position and then literally in a sense blackmails her or mortifies that person. Sends it out, puts it online,” Biden said.
This is Biden attempting to understand revenge porn as well as the English language.
What makes this weird, or weirder than usual, is Biden’s claim that we all know someone who puts naked pictures on the Internet. Sure, he’s got his son Hunter, but does he know anyone else? Also, why would he think this is a universal experience for everyone?
Proving that he really has his finger on the pulse of America, he shared another experience he feels everyone has gone through:
“How many times have you been in a crowded airport or in a circumstance where you see a man, not physically beating but abusing woman, you sit no I don’t wanna do that?” Biden asked.
I can honestly say the number of times is zero for me, mostly because I don’t understand what the hell he’s talking about.
Upping the weird factor, Biden did several imitations of abused women on the phone with police.
“I’ll never forget being told the first time I said, ‘what did you do’ she said, ‘I got behind the drapes, I hung the phone, and I frip pray God pray God don’t let him hear this pray God pray God,” said Biden.
If that makes no sense to you, don’t worry. He provided no set-up or context that would make it uninsane. He literally didn’t say who this woman was or how this conversation came about.
What Biden was trying, and failing, to explain is that this new reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act allows victims of revenge porn to sue whoever makes their compromising pictures or videos available. My question is, did Joe forget what a scumbag his son Hunter is?
Here’s a couple of shots of Hunter in compromising positions with an underage girl:
There’s a 99% chance that underage girls is Hallie Biden, Hunter’s nice and Joe’s granddaughter. Through his crack-fueled insanity, Hunter allowed these pictures to end up online. Can Hallie sue Hunter over this?
My guess is that Biden made sure the VAWA has a carve-out for Bidens so they can’t be sued. What the point of having a rule if it applies to everyone, right?
