The United States hasn’t given direct military support for Ukraine because it would trigger a nuclear war with Russia. That being said, illegitimate president Joe Biden told U.S. troops that are going to Ukraine. I’ve been joking for a while now that Biden is going to destroy the world but I was kidding. At least I thought I was. This is one of those rare instances where I don’t want to be right.
Biden was in Poland visiting the 82 Airborne. He was introduced by Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin who admonished the troops for their less-than-enthusiastic welcome for Joe. The lack of enthusiasm continued as Joe put on his walking coma routine:
“You know, we’re a unique country in many ways and we’re the only country, the only country in the world not based organized based on yee-ography, ethnicity, or religion or race or anything else,” said Joe.
I’m not quite sure what that means, but he seems to be telling the troops that the United States isn’t based on anything. Hopefully he stops shit-talking America and lifts these soldiers’ spirits.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, all women and men are created equal, endowed by their creator with a certain inalienable right. It sounds corny but it’s the truth of who we are. We’ve never lived up to it,” said Biden.
Okay, maybe pep talks aren’t his thing. Perhaps he should move on to the history of Russia’s hostilities toward Ukraine.
“The Ukrainian people have a lot of backbone, they have a lot of guts, and I’m sure you are observing it and I don’t mean just the military which is we’ve we training since back when the uh Russia moved in ta yeeon in in the Southeast South East,” Biden said.
Okay, he sucks at that too. Perhaps he should focus on U.S. military strategy.
“Ukraine, but also the average citizen. Look at how they’re stepping up. Look at how they’re stepping up. And you’re going to see it when you’re there,” said Biden.
The 82nd Airborne is going to see Ukrainians stepping up when they are there? In other words, Biden just said these troops are being deployed to Ukraine.
Just in case anyone wants to say Biden misspoke, he went on to detail what these U.S. soldiers will witness when they are deployed in the Ukraine war zone.
“You’re gonna see, you’re gonna see women, young people standing standing in the middle from a damn tank each just saying, “I’m not leaving,'” Biden said.
Reporter Andrew Feinberg reached out to the White House to get some clarity on this terrifying prospect:
UPDATE: A @WhiteHouse spokesperson tells me: “The President has been clear we are not sending U.S. troops to Ukraine and there is no change in that position.”
— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) March 25, 2022
But an hour later, the White House released the transcript in which Biden tells the 82nd Airborne they are going to see Ukraine firsthand:
Official White House transcript just dropped pic.twitter.com/nlt7jRVDZZ
— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) March 25, 2022
There are several thousand reasons why Joe Biden shouldn’t be the Commander-in-Chief and this is one of them. His brain is dead and he has has no idea what he’s saying. What are the chances he can make informed rational decisions involving the U.S. Military?
