Secret Service Spends $30,000 A Month On A Malibu Mansion To Protect Joe Biden’s Crackhead Son Hunter

Actually, the headline should have read that American taxpayers are spending $30,000 a month to protect Joe’s crackhead son Hunter. And in reality it’s much more than that. The $30,000 a month is just for the Secret Service to rent a luxury Malibu beach house near the illegitimate president’s son.

ABC News reports:

Hunter Biden is apparently spending his father’s presidency living in luxury in Malibu — and so is his taxpayer-funded security detail.

The Secret Service detail protecting the president’s controversial son has been paying more than $30,000 a month to rent out a swanky Malibu, California, mansion for nearly a year, sources familiar with the matter tell ABC News.

The agency responsible for protecting the president and his family — among other ranking government officials — selected the property in order to be located as close as possible to Biden’s own rented mansion where he is paying about $20,000 a month according to property listings, sources told ABC News.

For all you math fans, that’s $360,000 a year we are paying for the Secret Service to live in a mansion and protect Hunter.

As outrageous as it is that we’re dropping that kind of money to protect a piece of shit, I can’t help but wonder what exactly Hunter Biden does for a living to afford $20,000 a month for a Malibu beach house. He doesn’t have a job outside of selling his shitty artwork and that didn’t pay enough to cover his rent.

Yes, he’s received millions from Russia and China in the past, but I kind of figured he blew it all on hookers and blow. Clearly he still has some secret revenue streams to pay for his gaudy lifestyle.

Before the Secret Service signed the lease on the $30,000 a month mansion, they should have done a little investigation into where Hunter is getting his money from. If it’s coming from illegal and/or unethical places, they should be under no obligation to protect his corrupt ass.

The thing is, I bet Hunter Biden would prefer if the Secret Service wasn’t breathing down his neck all the time. How’s he supposed to score crack on the street with Secret Service agents all over him? He sure a shit can’t bring home prostitutes with them right next door. Hunter with no crack and whores is no Hunter at all.

The thing I find weirdest about this story is that ABC actually reported it. They are under contractual obligation to only report feel-good stories on Biden and his shit family. Maybe the angle they were going for with this piece is that Hunter’s mansion costs less than the Secret Service’s so he’s clearly a financially responsible individual.

Any Secret Service protection for Hunter Biden is wasted money. Nobody is going to try to kill him. Nobody would even recognize him out in public. They’d just assume he was some junkie homeless scumbag. Besides, Hunter is eventually going to die from a drug overdose and there’s no Secret Service agent who can jump in front of that crack rock to save his life.