Joe Biden Shakes Hands With The Invisible Man In North Carolina

Joe Biden is absolutely daring the liberal media to report on his cognitive decline but so far none of them are taking the bait. In North Carolina today, the illegitimate president was particularly out of it and at one point shook hands with the Invisible Man as he got lost on the stage. While the liberal media is ignoring this, you can bet your ass Russia and China are paying attention.

Biden was in North Carolina to once again sell the infrastructure plan that passed almost a year ago. Apparently nobody has the guts to tell him that Congress already passed it and that he signed it.

From the very beginning it was clear Biden was off his meds. He told everyone to take a seat and then his face kind of went blank as he said, “I said that one day, ‘take a seat’ the press pointed out there were no chairs out there.”

Immediately after he lied, “Matter of fact for four years I was a full professor at the University of Pennsylvania.”

Biden was a guest lecturer, not a professor and especially not a full professor.

Biden then gave a shout out to “Congwomus Alba” whoever that is.

Then shit got weird:

“If my dad were watching now, he passed away, vee watching,” said Biden.

Biden turned his back to the crowd and more importantly the microphones. He mumbled incoherently and shuffled back and forth occasionally saying something about his back. When he turned back around, he didn’t give any indication of what he said or what the hell he was doing, moving on to another subject.

Biden then shared a weird fantasy he has about kidnapping you:

“If I took you into O’Hare airport, blindfolded in the middle of the night, and took you into one of China’s airports blindfolded in the middle of the night and said where are you? China, or the United States? You’d probably think the Chinese airport was ours,” said Biden.

Sorry, I cannot provide any context to that because there is none.

“And while Biden was in the storytelling mood, he shared this tale of growing up in Delaware:

“When it got to be fall, and I was in 4th grade, and there got a little frost, my mom would get in the car and drive me to school which was only three-quarters of a mile away but on a highway. Turn on the windshield wiper and there’d be an oil slick on the window. That wouldn’t have happened where I live now, in a nice neighborhood,” Biden said.

Is there some reason why Joe couldn’t walk less than a mile to school? Also, how come his mom’s car only had one windshield wiper?

The greatest moment of this dreary speech however came at the end:

After his final remarks, Biden turned to his right and extended his hand as if to shake. There was no-one there, but he held his hand out for several moments as if he expected the Invisible Man to shake back. Biden then did another quarter turn and possibly tried to shake hands with a second invisible person.

From there, Biden looked around as if he wasn’t quite sure where he was. One of his his handlers eventually got Biden’s attention and he finally left the stage.

This man’s brain is nearly dead and the liberal media is like the cowardly subjects in The Emperor’s New Clothes who won’t dare point out the obvious problem.